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honestly i have no idea what going on | 19

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James: Sirius this is the third mental breakdown you’ve had this week

Sirius: So what?

James: It’s Monday

James: and 9am

Sirius: …

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Sirius: Love is a meaningless mistake

James: You just bought Moony a signed book collection that he mentioned once

Sirius, pointing his wand at James: You’re on thin fucking ice Prongs

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Regulus: Now shut up and help me

with this crossword i need a six letter word for disappointment

Sirius: Family

Walburga:

Regulus: Works for me

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Police: Sirius Black?

Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME

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Marlene: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Sirius: *grabs James’ hand and pulls him on to the table*

Also Sirius: *pushes Reg off of where he was trying to get on to the table*

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Mary: Hey Remus can I have your opinion on something?

Remus: Of course

Mary: But I haven’t told you what it is yet?

Mary: You may not even have an opinion on this

Remus: Oh I always have an opinion

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Regulus: What happens if I hit the brake and gas at the same time?

Sirius: The car takes a screenshot

Remus: Get out

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Remus: Wow I can’t believe you’re Sirius’s brother

Regulus: Neither can I it’s an ongoing investigation

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Lily: Are you a cat or dog person?

Remus: Definitely a cat person

Sirius: *snaps head around*

Lily: I’ve never seen the look of utter betrayal before yet here we are

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Peter: Hey do you have the weird urge to lecture yourself?

Peter: Like, “Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?”

James: Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?

Sirius: *screams*

Peter: I conjured him

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the fact that sirius black died during pride month idk but seems kinda homophobic to me

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Remus: I’m in love with Sirius

Lily: I’m sorry

Remus: I said-

Lily: No I heard you i’m just sorry

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*In the Common Room*

Remus: James! Sirius and Peter are missing!

James: Why are you coming to me? You think i have them microchipped or something?

Remus:

Lily:

Marlene: …do you?

James: Yeah hold on…

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covid sucks i feel like i’m dying at my funeral someone better throw a bouquet into the crowd so we can find out who’s next

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*Dinner at Hogwarts*

Remus: You know James you’re turning into your mother

Peter: He’s right

James: What no i’m not- Sirius eat your veggies then you can have dessert

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

James: Oh Good Godric I AM MY MOTHER

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happy birthday to my favorite golden era wizard who was sorted into gryffindor and proved that was where he belonged time and time again. happy birthday to the boy who deserves so much better than he got yet he still made it through. happy birthday to the boy he survived against all odds (and looked good doing it). happy birthday to harry james potter<3

[nothenrycheng]

happy birthday to my fucking scarheaded nerd boy who endured a childhood of abuse, parental death, and the weight of the wizarding world and still turned out to be a kind, noble, humble, and loving kid. i love you dearly and you deserve the world.