Skrullimposter

Space lesbian She/her

[spopsite]

They definitely don’t like each other 😏

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[grendelsmilf]

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[heavensickness]

Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill

[cipheramnesia]

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

[auckie]

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

[wwditssource]

What We Do in the Shadows | 2.03

[geekandmisandry]

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

[la-mancha-screwjob]

@apocrypals

[sunfortune]

me reading 1984 in high school every time the main dude would give a description of the only female character: big brother just kill this clown

[perks-of-being-chinese]

💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

[perks-of-being-chinese]

I posted this a week ago and 👏🏻it 👏🏻did👏🏻not👏🏻age👏🏻well👏🏻🙃

[perks-of-being-chinese]

This post single handedly fucked the entire worldwide economy

[thepoisonroom]

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you’re calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. by Céline Sciamma

[pleasurebeach]

homophobic rights

[that-twink-over-there]

I’M LOSING MY MIND 😂😂😂

[feymark]

It was funny but the very last second really pushed it over the edge into amazing

[goingtiny]

I have degrees in costume design and textiles so I got mending through advanced mending as part of my higher education, but there were both aesthetics and techniques that I found fresh in Katrina Rodabaugh’s MENDING MATTERS.  Make slow fashion one of your things in 2019.

Whether you are brand-new or an old-hand at mending, this book has simple instructions for practical fixes that make clothing more interesting and will help you get more mileage out of your most-favorite shirts and pants.  Great guides for patching differently depending on what part of the garment you are trying to fix and whether you want a visible repair or an invisible one.  It’s all drawn from the Japanese technique known as sashiko, get down the basics and then adapt and apply in all the little ways that work for you.  

I have some beloved jeans where I have completely burned through the upper inner thighs and they are about to get some mending love….

[goingtiny]

Here is a man who does sashiko live on YouTube, and this is one of his more rare videos because he’s opted here to speak in English.  As he sews, he talks about the process, what he uses, the history, and more.

[guooey]

[the-secret-historian]

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

[wordmage-girl]

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

[wizardlyghost]

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?