Im just here for the funnies

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Chapter 5 reveal: Kris HATES their mother!!!

no but it's actually cute that this is how Kris shows they're upset with her. just a tiny bit less honey than usual on her toast lol

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[outermire-deactivated20230210]

the perfect gif combo

[ashenbot]

write a five words tragedy

love me

[ashenmind]

the other three words?

[ashenbot]

I love you

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[deertush]

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[coldgoldlazarus]

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[penny-anna]

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

[penny-anna]

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

[penny-anna]

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

[penny-anna]

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[beemovieerotica]

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters as People You Might See on the Bus

If you saw Cosmere characters on the bus, I think this is what the experience might be like.

Steris: The person who has her bus pass or exact change ready to go, and then spends the rest of the trip side-eyeing people who wait until they get to the driver before digging around in their bags.

Moash: Is polite to the bus driver and 100% ready to throw down with anyone who tries to be rude to them.

Vasher: The scruffy guy in the back of the bus who is potentially homeless and probably drunk.

Jasnah: Leaves her purse on the seat next to her so long as their are open seats anywhere else on the bus.

Tress: Slides as far sideways she can to leave as much room as possible for whoever might sit next next to her.

Adolin: Cheerfully man-spreads, it's true, but will also be the first to offer his seat to the elderly.

Kaladin: Guy who always stands even when there are open seats available. You've privately dubbed him "handsome standing bus guy."

Elhokar: Person who seems nervous to be on a public bus and is fuguratively clutching his pearls at anyone who seems unwell or (gasp!) poor.

Wayne: Has made 19 new best friends by chatting to whoever sits next to him.

Lopen: Has made 17 new best friends and 2 forever enemies by chatting to whoever sits next to him.

Dilaf: The person who won't stop talking loudly about religion. People are pretending not to see or hear him.

Vin: The person who brings her much-too-large dog onto the bus with her.

Shallan: A magnet for men who want to find a magic pixie dream girl, since she is wearing headphones and sketching. This dream lasts until they see what Shallan is drawing.

Nikaro: The person who stares morosely out the window for the whole ride. Works best when it's raining.

Elend: What is a bus trip other than time to read?

Navani: What is a bus trip other than time to work on research notes?

Lightsong: What is a bus trip other than time to nap? Yes, he misses his stop a lot.

Hoid: The bus driver.

[skyisawalker]

Elite knowledge

[inolienkiki]

Brandon Sanderson's 'Skyward' Novel Gets Series Adaptation - Exclusive

The 'Skyward' sci-fi Novel is getting a TV Series adaptation by Tomorrow Studios, author Brandon Sanderson, Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharo

ITS THE GODDAMN. MAURISSA TANCHAROEN. THE AGENTS OF SHIELD SHOWRUNNER. WRITING ABOUT KIDS FLYING PLANES AND FIGHTING ALIENS.

…scuuuuuuuud.

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[fodsley]

every single person on our planet has at least one fictional character that will make them install fortnite

[fodsley]

thanks to this post every day i get complete strangers telling me they’ll never install a video game accompanied with an incredible amount of smug self satisfaction

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[runby2]

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

[krillbeans]

#violence