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SO I WAS SHOWING MY FRIEND THE CHARACTER DESIGNS OF THE HENITUSE FAMILY AND THEY SAID DERUTH LOOKS LIKE THE ANIME VERSION OF BURGER KING AND PROCEEDED TO MAKE THIS MASTERPIECE

CRYING DONT MIND ME LMAO

slackerlifeofcale

I just checked what the real life mascot looks like and your friend was right. THEY LOOK THE SAME RIGHT DOWN TO THEIR CLOTHES HOLY GOD OF-

OG!Cale is cursed too?

Now that I think about it, Cale(OG!KRS) shares the curse with White star because their souls touched when WS was reincarnating right?

This curse makes the bearer loose everything they ever cherished and we can see what happened to OG!KRS...

Now, take a deep breath and look at OG!CALE's life....Lost his mother, neglected by his father, his family feels uncomfortable around him,Ron left him without saying goodbye, His own territory's people hate him, The county was ruined, he was the lone survivor, finds out his mother's ancient power was taken by the one who murdered his family and he is only able to find peace and truly live after he leaves the world which for OG!KRS....was the factor that broke his curse!

And this is not that farfetched when you realise that WS's current body is most likely from a Thames, Cale is aa thames, They are the same age, and he most likely exchanged bodies with his soul cousin.

There must be a connection so what if it has something to do with them sharing the same blood???

(This just popped into my head and I'm open to a discussion anytime.)

#tcf cale #cale henituse #original cale henituse #kim rok soo #krs #white star #whiteshit #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf #thames

murasaki-cha

One of my favorite running gags (or I don’t know if Yoo Ryeo Han just does that unintentionally) in TCF is the way Cale just casually drops truth bombs on Alberu like there’s no tomorrow.

Poor Alberu has to suffer so many times because his gremlin of a dongsaeng has absolutely no filter. Of course he doesn’t just do this with Alberu, he does this with everyone but most of the time is with Alberu.

Example 1: Cale telling Alberu he knows about his dark elf blood

Cale: Your highness have this dead mana that I found in my back yard so I can gain things from you

Alberu: *profoundly sweating* Why would I need dead mana

Cale: Dude I know you’re a half dark elf and honestly I don’t care just want you to give me cash in exchange of my services

Alberu:……it’s actually a quarter

Example 2: The dragon’s first growth phase

Alberu: Cale you’ve been in your tent for too long. Did something something happen?

Cale: your highness I have a dragon son who is going through a growth phase. The gorgeous knight I bring with me sometimes is an ancient dragon. Also in approximately T-minus 7 days I’m going to explode from the inside out out. So we kinda need to go fix this

Alberu: ……I didn’t sign up for any of this shit

Example 3: GoD letter

Alberu: Cale what did the letter say

Cale: *trying his hardest to hide the countdown* Oh you know, just that I was supposed to die nothing major.

Alberu: I cannot stress this enough, what is wrong with you!

Example 4: The Sun God’s message

Alberu: So I fear that I will never be fit to be king because of this prophecy that’s discriminating my race

Cale: Hyung your ancestor was a criminal!

Alberu: WHAT THE LEGITIMATE FUC-

Example 5: Finding out about Kim Rok Soo and Choi Han

Cale: The kids are doing well right?

Dark tiger Alberu: Yeah don’t worry they’re doing ok with Ron

Cale: Ok than. Btw I’m a 36 year old transmigrated who possessed the body of Cale Henituse 2 years ago and Choi Han is my best friend’s second uncle meaning he’s old as fuck and was sent to your world.

Choi Han: *smiling innocently*

Datk tiger Alberu: ……One of these days you’re going to make me walk down the path of alcoholism

And these aren’t all of them. There was the part with Record in the Mercenary’s Guild directory, and some shit about Adin. And a whole lot more. But I don’t really remember most of them. I really need to reread the novel.

At least Alberu got his revenge when he unexpectedly made Cale his sworn brother. That was probably so satisfying for him

calexslackerlife

Cale: *casually announces something that shatter's Alberu entire worldview* *casually does something that changes the world in the big run* *repeats process*

Ableru: see, if this was anyone else, I'd say it's a demon possession situation. But I know this demon and I've adopted him, so. Let's pretend this is fine :')

#AlberubeingtraumatisedandtraumatisingCalebeack

galaxygirl8880

I was inspired by a Tcf post I saw a while ago so if this post reminds you of something similar you've seen TELL ME PLEASE-

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Cale Henituse is 13 years old, begrudgingly attending a party hosted by a Noble his father wishes to strike a business deal with, when he spots a child near where he's sat in by the bushes.

He had only just been able to shake off Eric, who wanted to make sure he behaved at this party. At the time his reputation was more "bratty child" than trash.

Sure, sitting on the floor wasn't really noble-like but honestly, Cale really could care less.

Momentarily, he got the kid's attention. They made eye contact for a split second, red puffy eyes more apparent to the redhead, and then the kid began furiously rubbing their face.

Cale stood up and began walking towards the child. (He still didn't like seeing people cry. Behind the "Trash" persona he put up, Cale was still there. For how much longer?)

The boy, who he believed might be Viscount Dacre's child, looked up sharply and seemed startled to see him there.

Cale scoffed and sat down, the kid flinched.

"Well? Sit." The older of the two sat down on the grass and patted the spot next to him.

Hesitantly, the pink haired child sat next to him.

For some reason, the kid wanted to start crying again. His face scrunched up as he did his best to stop the tears.

Suddenly, a handkerchief was thrusted in front of his face. An offering.

Picking it up and blowing his nose, he placed the handkerchief on his lap and said in a small voice-

"My father said we're not to cry.."

Cale tsked, memories of his own father telling him to avoid the Viscount, how rumors of the man's rude personality constantly surrounded him.

"That is because your father is incapable of human emotions, you are 9. Cry if you feel like it."

And its like a dam was broken. The kid's shoulders began to shake and suddenly Cale had an armful of a sad child weeping in his arms.

Shocked, Cale slowly wrapped his arms around the kid and began to rub his back slowly.

After the kid finished crying, Cale grabbed the abandoned handkerchief and wiped the child's face.

"Put cold water on your eyes to lessen the puffiness, now scram. I can hear them calling you."

"R-right! Thank you Hyung!"

Leaving a stunned Cale behind, the much happier pink haired child hurried along to find the voices of his (most likely) parents.

"...Huh."

Still a bit dazed, Cale stood up and dusted himself off, lost in thought, and began to walk towards a random direction.

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This happens a few more times. Cale soon finds out Noble families aren't as perfect as people think, well he knew that before.. but to see it firsthand? It only solidifies his opinion.

They all end up practically forming a club.

When rumors of Cale being trash really start to set off, they want to defend him. Because really? Their Hyung hitting someone for being too loud? That makes literally. No. Sense.

But some of the older kids eventually piece it together. It's an act.

They know how kind Cale is, and a few playdates in, organized by their parents, realize how protective he is over his siblings.

Cale may not be the most affectionate towards them but causing a scene and diverting all attention on him after people begin to talk about his stepmother?

That's not a coincidence.

You'd be surprised by how easy it is to spread rumors as a child about someone you spend frequent time with.

With approval from Cale and a little lie, about something Cale allegedly did, to their parents?

It's ridiculously easy.

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One time Alberu walked out into the garden to socialize because he noticed a bunch of the kids heading towards there, and witnessed a majority basically swarming around Cale.

Later he saw them walking through the hall trailing after Cale like little ducklings.

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Lol

Did it get a little scrambled at the end? Yeah. But I still like it

slackerlifeofcale

I want a 5000+ words fanfic of this on Ao3? 🥺

greenbeanlord

Callout

Rosalyn: We call that trauma guys

Rosalyn, turns to Choi Han: Not a “bruh moment”.

Rosalyn, turns to Cale: Not a “major L”.

Rosalyn, turns to Alberu: And DEFINITELY not an “oof LMAO”.

Literally anyone in Cale’s group can fall into any of these categories and it would make sense.

slackerlifeofcale

This is us people. Admit it. We're all unhinged.

murasaki-cha

I will not be stopping any time soon with the Alver and Taerang posts this is the most inspired I've been in ages!

slackerlifeofcale

And they are brothers your honour.

blueteller

slackerlifeofcale

COMMENT PEOPLE

pillow-boi

Flower shop AU 🌸COMPLETE🌸

slackerlifeofcale

WE NEED THE NAME!!!

catchymemes

Who does Cale listen to better??

Lee Soo Hyuk

Choi Jung Soo

Choi Han

Eruhaben

Alberu

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

OMG I HAVE POLLS!!! EEEK

#trash of the count's family #tcf crack #cale henituse #lee soo hyuk #choi jung soo #choi han #eruhaben #tcf alberu #lcf part 2 #laws of hunting #Cale admires LSH and followed his footsteps just...a bit explosively.#change my mind

moonyinthehouse

Noble 1: Young Master Cale has gone too far! It's time we teach him a lesson!!

Noble 2: Young Master Cale? As in, Cale "I-fought-a-god-and-won" Henituse? Yeah... you're on your own. I choose life

slackerlifeofcale

Noble 2 is that person who is the only survivor in a horror movie. Man knows his stuff.

accura2456

What do i draw

Can anyone give me ideas or requests on what/which tcf characters to draw and/or how youd like me to draw them on the comments, ‘will draw the one with the most mentions.

Thanks :D

slackerlifeofcale

Jour Thames with Baby Cale!! If you want Angst then draw them on her deathbed. Fluff, in a flower garden.

calhe08

Alberu: dongsaeng

Cale: yes, hyung-nim

Alberu: what are you doing here?

Cale: ...

Cale: I'm here to admire our shining sun of-

Alberu: enough

slackerlifeofcale

*Cale:* No let me finish. Sun of a bit-

calesleftboob

I have red hair dye all over my face

This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to look like Cale.

I'm a fkin tomato

slackerlifeofcale

Kim Dokja hates you.

uncreative-dumpsterfire

I think I just made the crackiest og Cale au I can.

Set in TBOAH (I don't want to write og b4 every name)

OG!Cale (calling him Cale after this) fakes his death and install a vassal he can easily control/threaten to lead the Henituse County after the Henituse family dies. He now goes by Cale Thames and dyes his hair (as much as he hates to give up his mother's hair color, he has to or else he'll get caught) the opposite of his hair color which is a dark blue that can be mistaken as black at times (he can't bring himself to dye it brown like the rest of his late family).

He burns down multiple Arm bases and bombed a few of them (it depends on his mood honestly) and runs into Choi Han and the gang. Choi Han mistakes his hair as black and they ask him what he's doing and he sarcastically says "putting out the fire" and runs off.

This happens a few more times and Choi Han tries to recruit Cale everytime and Cale says no a bunch of times till Rosalyn gets tired of it and ties him up with mana and only agree to let him go if he agrees, in which he does. So he's part of the crew now.

He talks shit abt himself (aka the thought to be dead Cale Henituse) and Beacrox silently seethes in the background since goddamnit that was once his dongsaeng and Ron sharpens his daggers because he's taken care of Cale for a long ass time and once thought of Cale as his second son.

There are times that Cale goes too far with his shit talking and Beacrox and him end up fighting and injuring theirselves.

3 years pass with Cale travelling with the crew and they pass by the Henituse County in which the gang finds out that Cale Henituse is dead (they weren't rlly paying attention to the Henituse County). Choi Han says 'Karma finally got to him' (Choi Han is a bit of a dick when it comes to Henituse) and Cale agrees, they break into the Henituse graveyard to confirm it and find Cale Henituse's grave and Rosalyn notes that he (Cale) isn't surprised and Cale stupidly responds with "That's because I was the one who killed him"

All hell breaks loose (aka I'll continue this tomorrow since I'm tired as fuck)