YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@slagnes
great job everyone lets hit the showers
Not again
gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site
This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
STUDAYA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
New York City, 1970s
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*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
happy international women's day
totally spies are back! 🌺 💄💫
can I get a refund for having seen this
We can definitely not be heroes
I don’t know how it works but it does
William Eilish
Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping
He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up
Donate your PS4 so I can play it please
Ellie doesn’t have lips you heard it here first
be there or be square
Jodie as Lesley in ‘Talking Heads: Her Big Chance’ (It will air on Tuesday, June 23, 9PM on BBC One)
Esmé Squalor be damned
