Royalty.

Canadian. 23. Aquarius.

[slayqueenslaaay]

Tiggy’s Recovery, organized by Bailey Smith

My name is Bailey and if you know me, you know that my best friend’s name is Tiggy. Everyone who has m… Bailey Smith needs your support fo

[slayqueenslaaay]

Please help.

[slayqueenslaaay]

Tiggy’s Recovery, organized by Bailey Smith

My name is Bailey and if you know me, you know that my best friend’s name is Tiggy. Everyone who has m… Bailey Smith needs your support fo

[twyrine]

THE SWORD IN THAT LAST REBLOG IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS

[official-johnny-joestar]

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

[coolartefact]

Two-handed sword that belonged to the Bavarian Prince-Elector Maximilian II, 1689.

Source: https://imgur.com/fnRPbW1

[official-johnny-joestar]

What stat requirements do you need to use it

[amntenofre]

the Goddess Bastet in Her form of sacred cat playing with Her kitten; detail of a bronze statuette; 664-332 BCE. Now in the Louvre Museum…

[madhatterlupin]

I was really tired and thought this cat was giving me the finger.

[spacetwinks]

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

[spacetwinks]

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[dormouseking]

We won’t know until it’s too late.

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆 part 3

[yuri-alexeyevich]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

We Put A GoPro On A Centipede, What Happens Next Will Fuck You Up For Life

[victorpopejr]

Pulled over by the police

[briandavidgilberts]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

This one goes out to all my trans girls who are afraid to be sappy with their friends because when cis girls are gushy people think it’s cute but when we do it people think it’s weird

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Trans girls are allowed to respond to this by sending me a bunch of heart emojis and unfiltered emotional nonsense, which I will return. This is a healing space.

[hydro-homies]

One day it will get its revenge

[anexperimentallife]

The cabbage guy from AtLA wrote this.

[jaubaius]

These ‘Beach Animals’ were created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. The kinetic structures walk on their own and get all their energy from the wind.

[vintrkraka]

fuck it, straandbeast saturday

[wayneradiotv]

Visit Original Link

[pleasespellchimerical]

Tried to infuse a jar of honey with blueberries.

Yeah…that went well. I shoulda squashed them first, because now they’re just floating at the top and not doing anything.

Tried squishing them against the glass, but they’re refusing to pop.

Sad blueberry honey experiment is probs just gonna wind up on toast and will not be spoken of ever again.

[pleasespellchimerical]

OH GOD IT’S BEGINNING TO FERMENT

I think I ruined a perfectly good jar of honey :(

[systlin]

NO YOU STARTED A PERFECTLY GOOD BATCH OF MEAD. 

Lean into it!

[pleasespellchimerical]

WHAT SHOULD I DO

add water?

(it’s prob .6-.75 lbs of honey, for the record)

[systlin]

OKAY SO

Get some more honey. I use 3 pounds for a batch of mead. 

Take half a gallon of water. Heat it until just simmering, then remove from heat and stir in honey. Once it cools a bit sprinkle in…oh, in this case, maybe a teaspoon of yeast. White wine yeast works best but regular will work ok too. 

Sterilize something to let it ferment in. A milk jug would work. Splash a little bleach in there, fill with water, let sit a bit, then wash out well. 

Once fermenting vessel is sterilized, pour the honey/water/berries/yeast in. Take a balloon and stretch it over the top of the jug, and prick a pinhole in it. This will keep outside wild yeasts out but let out co2 as it ferments. 

Leave it for a month or so. 

Then, bottle and drink!

YIELD; 1 gallon of mead, or about 4 ½ 750 mL average size wine bottles. 

[cargopantsman]

You mean to tell me I only need a milk jug and a balloon to make mead?

[systlin]

Yes that is exactly what I am saying. 

[laudanine]

Mead: actually super approachable and everyone who makes it just really wants to teach you to as well.

[inkandpencil]

Reblogging so I can find this for later. 

[jenroses]

blueberry mead made with champagne yeast is nectar of the gods.

[the-meme-bard]

Pro tip: avoid dying.

[ilikedetectives]