S.A.M.

[leninisms]

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

i posted it and then i heard it

[official-pussy-posts]

Official Pussy Post

[aconissa]

Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)

[toastbutteregg]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[miiilowo]

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

[dasfinanzamt-deactivated2026030]

[elierlick]

I can't believe DC just went with it.

[seers]

its so real btw.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[maraschino-fairy-deactivated202]

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Why is it so sped up why does it last only a quarter of a second

[raptorcivilization]

[tigermoji]

[calware]

oh my god you're right

[demilypyro]

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

[demilypyro]

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

[steveyockey]

I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

[steveyockey]

kill one group of aid workers with explicit intent so that all other potential or currently operating aid organizations pull out of the region to ensure gaza starves with no one willing to risk helping her people. deep sickness

[el-shab-hussein]

Let it be known that the world would rather watch as the zionist occupation wipes out my people systematically, industrially, daily, than to take the offensive and end it before it's too late, and it's already too late. No, what's most important to them is pretending bureaucracy is real and not a façade for Western war criminals to keep doing what they want as long as they want.

[greelin]

do i like cumming? no. am i familiar with it due to history? Unfortunately

[greelin]

THE GEORGIA CITY THAT IS A PART OF FORSYTH COUNTY. CUMMING, GA.

[androidboy]

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[androidboy]

[naomistares]

harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's

(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)

[only-tiktoks]

[giantpetrel]

[shiroscosmicass]

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

[ashstfu]

[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year