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[[ Indie selective Brock Rumlow / dark themes and NSFW material present / read Rules and Info before writing / Twin brother to ReadyForYours ]]

[darkestknxght-blog]

I am hosting a group RP chat server on Discord!

Like this post and I will send you a link so you may join, please read the rules and have fun :D

[darkestknxght-blog]

I am hosting a group RP chat server on Discord!

Like this post and I will send you a link so you may join, please read the rules and have fun :D

[klefable]

shoutout to people with super dark brown eyes. you look awesome

[foomin-art-deactivated20211108]

[starplaycr]

“Beggers can’t 

           be choosers, 

                        little girl…”

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[sonxfel]

Figured you don’t want my help in the kitchen. 

Remember the last time?

Home / Ask / About / Rules

[softchubbypuppy]

[drawingpankake]

At this point Bruce has adoption papers ready to go at some drawer in the batcave. 

[reroute-remade-blog]

If ur lgbt, rb this and put ur opinion of bananas in the tags

[listhacks]

Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more

[rockhardgeologist]

I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally.

[drawverylittle]

Guardians of Instinct Gyms.

[basiliskfree]

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

[carbisari]

big comfy piles of pillows

[basiliskfree]

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

[carbisari]

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

[noivern]

they use human chairs but really badly

[rareandradiant-maiden]

same

[citrus-adventures]

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

[basiliskfree]

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

[noivern]

it’s not polite!

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

[daedricsheep]

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

[thatll-do]

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

[daedricsheep]

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

[dateadragonsuggestion]

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

[hornyreptiles]

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

[blaze-dargun]

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

[communistchexmix]

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

[basiliskfree]

Draw that in a separate post also these

[dovewithscales]

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

[kyrothedragon]

Just… Idk Try

[blaze-dargun]

There’s more!

[defectivegembrain]

@lemememeringue

[untamedvargulf]

@kai-va-vail Peter misses his dragon girlfriend

[vimeddiee]

DAYUM BOY PUT THAT AWAY BEFORE BATSY BLEEDS OUT.

Oopsie.

Btw, if you haven’t already seen the ‘Brave New Metropolis’ episode from Superman: The animated series…DO IT. Dat suit.

[markerslinger]

I made these.

I-I made them for y-you Tumblr.

ACCEPT MY LOVE.

Happy V Day.

Edit: Fixed some corrections, also you can download the printable set at my Patreon!

-M

[riakomai]

@cobaltmoony @buckmebxrnes @xantissa @cleo4u2 @curry-ketchup @thelittleblackfox

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[falling-slowly-fading]

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

[sikanapanele-deactivated2018121]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

[captoring]

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

[sueslayer]

#so I’m a bethesda game

[thecooltrashcat]