coward?

i only reblog funny Posts // he/spark

[soranatus]

Nightwing & Red Hood By Jordan Gibson

[filthyprotozoan]

i love when im scrolling and this app just randomly closes. ur right ive seen enough.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ratliker1917]

what kind of fucking name for a country is “the nether lands”. get a real fucking name

[rampoogie]

lay off them dogg its hard to name a country with ghasts shooting at you

[pawcakes]

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

[prairiies]

this is the app we r on it rn babe

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[amazoogle]

if i was a horny lady i would simply make a blog on here called hornyjessica96934694951034138541356924869342892843592138592385235 (my name is jessica in this scenario) and distribute malware or whatever

[hornyjessica96934694951034138541]

hi

[amazoogle]

omg 😳 where's the download link queen

[lmaonade]

i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Oh wait this is the wrong post lol

[lmaonade]

i was like god damn what did i do

[boethiah]

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[rockdoveking]

cant get sentences like this anywhere else

[rataghoulie]

Girl who's just some guy

[rataghoulie]

Dude who's just some chick

[amvs]

[neotrances-deactivated]

nope not scrolling down any further im good

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

if anyones wondering it doesnt even show his cock

[neotrances-deactivated]

yeah i bet you checked just to make sure didn’t you tumblr user tony the tigers juicy armpit

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

no i checked because i wanted to see freddy’s cock

[nflstreet]

[foulserpent]

oh my god

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[afloweroutofstone]

gotta check every now and then to make sure the brand is still strong

[aflo]

mutuals with klobuchar but you won’t follow the bald man back

[afloweroutofstone]

My URL is more complete than yours

[thes-hitoverlord]

source

[doomy]

[toskarin]

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

[luminous-warrior]