Your honor, I was tired

I'm Matt! Tired and Gay in FL

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[robertdinero]

[theehorsepusssy]

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[vintage-tigre]

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[gay-irl]

[judgejudyofficial]

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

[hoshikostar]

[glitterygolem]

I keep this image on hand for whenever I see similar sentiments.

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[dailycatsblog]

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[doccywhomst]

[gleecontext]

GLEE S02E08 Furt

[cosmicanger]

[vortahoney]

Translator? Why not trans now?

[vortahoney]

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.