chlo

and this is no foolin

[ear-a-corn]

On April 30th while reporting on the Students Revolution at Columbia University, CNN anchor Kasie Hunt made reference to Hind Rajab as 'A Woman Who Was Killed in Gaza." Hind Rajab was six years old.

[slightlycream]

where is the turgid hepatitis dispenser post.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[floodedlungs]

I love that I can do heated rivalry clubbing now. because why the hell not

[floodedlungs]

nevermind friend got us kicked out of heated rivalry night for grinding with another girl. cited as “fornicating on the dance floor.” despite the hockey gay porn playing on the screen above us

[slightlycream]

me i pet him wethands style

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[imokube-deactivated20240203]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

[slightlycream]

LMAO THEY DIDNT FIX THE NOTIFICATIONS ISSUE EITHER god this place is a local mall and i do not mean that endearingly

[slightlycream]

anyway i was only here for christmas adam bc whew this place stays reminding me why i don’t wanna be active on here like i used to

[slightlycream]

got so used to everyone on bluesky using alt text i forgot none of the posts on here have any alt/image id whatsoever

[theguilteaparty]

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[certified-cervid]

ive hired this thing to paw at you

[littlegrayram]

@markingatlightspeed

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[triedandtrued]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[viridxs]

I gotta take my chances

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

happy June 2024

[challangerating]

*Checks callendar*

Sure is.

This post has a challenge rating of 0/10

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[slightlycream]

put alt text on your photos or die

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

[raccoonmilf]

Would someone know if they got bit by a bat?

Generally unless they are sleeping or a baby sorry I’m at lady Gaga and on shrooms right now get if you have concerns call your local health department

[fagstaynight]

the one feature tumblr is really missing is a “nod sagely” button that you can press on any reblog that won’t apply to the original post