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twistdmentality

do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years

striders

WHY

egberts

you’ve been watching it for four minutes it must mean something to you

anthcheye-deactivated20150202

Yes, that was the toothbrush that I used to scrub my butt with, and I would poo on it while I scrubbed my butt with the toothbrush, and I would put it back every day after scrubbing my butt, and not tell anyone. The day she threw away that toothbrush to use a new one, I told her how much I loved scrubbing my butt with that toothbrush. It was in that moment where she realized what I used her toothbrush for, when I asked “Is that your toothbrush!?” and so, here she is with it tapped onto her ceiling, being utterly traumatized by the news of what she been putting in her mouth the whole time that she been using it, completely unawares until it was too late.

striders

how’s middle school going

beesmygod

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

fairyofthemoonarchive

striderfeels

BRO: Come on Davey, just like we practiced, you can do it! BRO: I’m so proud of you li’l man.

gotsickofmyoldurl

i just made myself cry.

kawaiimusician

*sobs forever*

kyleehenke

You’re all out to kill me aren’t you

#being this fandom is like causing self harm #but loving every second of it

pansoph

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

beefmilkthings

jerry is here

necrophilofthefuture

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

shavingryansprivates-deactivate

ropetat

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

thecutestofthecute

oh my gosh it’s back

stability

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

forever90s

deepermadness

This is undoubtedly the saddest thing I’ve seen in this show in the longest time. Let me fill you guys in. When the episode begins we see the gang turn up at the mansion where this Espurr is living. Only, it’s dilapidated, ruinous and seemingly abandoned. Obviously we know Espurr is living there, we’ve seen this sort of thing before. So when the gang turn up and mysterious things happen, this isn’t much of a surprise. But that isn’t what got me. This is when he starts telling his story up there. You see, Espurr had a very elderly owner. She doted on the little thing. She loved him. But he was very young. He didn’t realise what she had going on. So when her condition worsened she didn’t want to upset the poor guy. So she sent him out to collect flowers so that he wouldn’t need to worry when she passed away. It worked, but when he came back, seeing that house empty? That got me. That brought a tear to my eye.

laiartandillustration

Who gave you the right…

taco-bell-rey

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

bellamy-blake

lurkingbottle

I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.

Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.