[slothpal]

hey! idk if anyone really follows me anymore, but I'm deleting my account in case someone out there cares to know

[invalid-username-again-deactiva]

[supertears]

[rabbitfears-deactivated20180125]

[jasonptodd]

this frog keeps coming by my coworker’s house and eating their cat food

[nowicantlose]

The Phantom of the Opera is here

[blackdenimjeans3]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[honey-rat]

guys, i just invented a new way to hold a pen :]

[wireskullarchived]

AAA HONEYY PLEASE REST

[kamostaza]

[hsnccarsbending]

[beeishappy]

This is how you trailer.

[peppermonsterofficial]

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

[avvocarlo]

[joey-wheeler-official]

improvised weaponry

[defunct-blog]

they beat jesus with that

[proto-homo]

Vegan BDSM equipment

[huntrad]

This post killed me 3 times

[c-bassmeow]

[catchymemes]

[lordeboy]

find out your GAY name now!

[gaylor-moon]

sons crying thanks