[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[beardedzombietech-deactivated20]

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

[angrybell]

Why not?

[alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv]

Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

[latining]

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

[hawkeyetoo]

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wild

[handsmotif]

SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO ?

[unholystigmatic]

love wins <3

[unholystigmatic]

wait this is the song isn't it

[deepspacequeer]

hey everyone! I’m going to be closing my shop from april 11th to april 18th in solidarity with other etsy sellers to protest etsy’s latest seller fee price hike and certain new policies you can read about below! you know I’m always complaining about their fees and how I prefer to be paid outside of etsy whenever possible. I hope you’ll join me and not cross the picket line from april 11th to april 18th! you know where to find me if there’s anything I have listed that you want to buy or you have an idea for a commission! 🖖🏻

We are striking to protest Etsy's treatment of sellers. We will put our shops on vacation mode April 11-18. Those of us who can will strike

Etsy was founded with a vision of "keeping commerce human" by "democratizing access to entrepreneurship." As a result, people who have been

[yourwitchmama]

Emoji spell to bring money and abundance into your life~

🍀✨💷💶💸💵💴💳🪙💎✨🍀

Say out loud or in your head “blessed be!” Or “may it be so”

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast

Manifestation music

[kungfuwushuworld]

Wuxia Kung Fu Sifu Ling Yun 😍

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[johann159]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

i feel like when i first started hearing the phrase “oh that fucks” it was in reference to something that had kind of a charismatic machismo to it and did sort of carry the sense of “oh that thing is sexual and can Get It” but it’s now transformed into something that just means “wow i really like that thing” and that’s so funny to me. like i just said “this rug fucks” what does that mean. can this rug get it

[captainlividllama]

They call that shag carpet dude

[redstarovermoundcity]

[buzzfeedrewind]

[teenagerposts]

Who remembers?

[harry-lloyds]

Batman: Fine. Did you get all that, Commissioner? Commissioner: Indeed I did, Batman. We’ll set up the tape telecast and have the dummy package of money waiting. See you at eleven tonight. Commissioner: Two fine men. So dissimilar in many respects and yet… yet so similar in others.

[scots-dragon]

[maswartz]

This should be how they pick an actor to play him. Have them perform this scene.

[kereeachan]

Agreed. If you cannot capture this, you are not Batman and Bruce Wayne, but merely trying to be one or the other.

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[jaerjar]

Behold

A Man

[thecraftt-deactivated20250416]

This is the best thing on the internet.

[junkfoodcinemas]

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) dir. James Cameron

[annoyinger]

me, when I see a dog:

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[wizardonline]

i'm not like other girls. i'm an evil wizard

[evilwizard]

and yet you don’t have the url… i’d cast a fireball at ya if you were worth the spell slot

[wizardonline]

if i needed a themed blog and url to signal to people that i'm an evil wizard i would've quit out of shame already

[evilwizard]

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

No friend

Don’t be cry, have a fry

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

What if you shut the fuck up and take the fuckin fry friend

[toastbutteregg]