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Harry: Can I buy this?
Draco: You don't have to ask me for permission to buy things...
Harry: I know, but... Isn't this like too expensive?
Draco: So? You have the money, and you want that
Harry: But...
Draco: You're thinking you don't deserve it or some stupid thing like that, aren't you?
Harry: It's too much
Draco: I'm gonna kill the Dursleys, but first I'm going to buy that for you. You can't say no to a present!
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasn’t their idea in the first place
It probably was.
Reblog if it’s completely okay to send you posts and start a friendship
(And ocassionally spam)
So I just got this message literally few minutes ago
And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF
A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.
DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀
Pls share this awareness ⚠
Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.
got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful
Basically if you get this message, don’t click on it, instead tell the person that you received that message. That way they know that they were hacked.
If I ever send you any message, especially if it has a link, message me back about the message before you click on the link. I will understand because things like this^^ can happen.
Guuuuys. I’ve received this
I’ve checked with the person running the account and it was a virus. Sooo… Be careful
I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!
Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.
This sounds so similar to this other thing when people send you a link to a cursed eurovision fanfic but it turns out to be a virus.
Please stay safe darlings!
yeah i don’t send links without context.
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ron: now where's my teddy bear
I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!
SIGNAL BOOST. I honestly didn’t know this.
#my dad - a professional musician - has many horror stories from people who didn’t know this and had their guitars totally wrecked on planes #advice duck
The More You Know.
I did not know this
This goes for violins and any other stringed instrument as well
Adopt if you can x Art by me
D: So. Did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? H: Aha, uhh, I-I-I’m, er, uh, I-I, uh… D: Are you always this articulate? H: Harry! My -ahem- my name is Harry. D: Harry, huh? Well, I think I prefer Wonder Boy Who Lived.
i had so much fun drawing this self indulgent hercules au c: i wanted to experiment with the original art style while also maintaining my own. also this was all an elaborate excuse to draw draco with long hair even though nothing was stopping me in the first place
{please do not repost // reblogs are appreciated!} 「 INSTA & KO-FI: aceveria 」
people who are “anti non binary” smash that unfollow button babey cause I don’t want you near me or my blog
that goes for people who are “non binary critical” or “non binary skeptic” too
If you don’t support nonbinary people
bye bitch
H/D Mpreg Fest 2019 : (fics only)
@harrydracompreg || official masterpost || AO3 || ∑= 13 fics + 4 arts The Mods : @kittymiaomeow & @sassy-cissa + Banner © : @maesterchill (x)
1. The Baby by @kikibluemay [M, 5k]
It was supposed to be an easy affair, devoid of complications. Then Draco got pregnant.
2. Complete by @erin-riwen [T, 2k]
Harry and Draco await the imminent arrival of their first child and get caught up in all the emotions of the event.
3. A Different Beginning by @taste-thewaste [T, 4k] *restricted
Harry and Draco are enjoying their time as empty-nesters, until an unexpected wrench is thrown into their plans.
4. Get a Kick Outta You by @punk-rock-yuppie [T, 2k]
Draco’s pregnant and the baby’s started kicking.
5. Heal Me Slow (Love Me Fast) by crazyparakiss [E, 11k]
Being a father had never been in the cards.
6. How Do You Know What You Want From Life? by JosephineStone [T, 8k]
Harry gets a potion dumped on him that grants him three wishes. Great, except he doesn’t get to pick them and doesn’t even know what he’d want if he could.
7. Instinct by BummedOutWriter [M, 16k] *restricted
Draco was midway through afternoon tea with his parents when Potter tumbled out of the floo. “I can fertilize you?” Draco flushed crimson. “Absolutely not!” […]
8. It was Meant to be You by @polly-weasley [E, 10k]
Tired of being wanted for his name and money, Harry decided to subscribe to a Blind Date Magical Company, in which he’d be matched to someone who was almost 100% compatible with him. In addition to this, the company had a ilusion program, in which you can decide what appearance your partner will have. […]
9. Morning Mr Devil, Come Say Farewell to Your Dreams by @thisbloodycat [E, 32k]
Nothing stays the same after a war. Except for lack of luck, that much Draco has noticed.
10. Over the Moon and Up the Duff by enchanted_jae T, 4k]
When Draco learns he’s pregnant again, he blames his husband. Harry, however, couldn’t be happier.
11. Veela-Ness by Quentin_threepwood [M, 12k]
When Harry is informed he’s pregnant, he knows it shouldn’t be possible. For one he was a bloke. But maybe Draco his sort of boyfriend, wasn’t lying when mentioned he was a Veela…
12. The Waiting Game by @clemandben [E, 5k]
Draco’s overdue with his first baby, and its making him tired, sore and irritable. Wanting nothing more than to meet his baby, he decides that sex with Harry will be the perfect way to induce his labour.
13. Whenever one door closes (one more opens) by @sassy-cissa [E, 11k]
Life doesn’t always follow the path we’d prefer. But when the time is right, the rewards are great.
✔ other fests in 2019 ✔ fests in other years
Coming Out Of My Cage: Part 3
(( OOC: Script inspired by: Jessy, Wen, Mylo & Chanzy – Hope played by: @siriusly ))
*the Lupins sit around the dinner table in complete silence*
Remus: *stares at his untouched food, looking green*
Lyall: *shovels food into his mouth, trying to keep it full and unavailable for talking*
Hope: *smiles pleasantly at both of them, looking only a little strained*
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So pure
Repost this anywhere
I just hit reblog so fast I almost dropped my phone
Always reblog.
Men can be raped too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST
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This is actually true and could make a difference
Holy shit.
Hogwarts Houses what do they say.
Gryffindor: Trans Rights!
Ravenclaw: Trans Rights!
Slytherin: Trans Rights!
Hufflepuff: Trans Rights!
To all our subscribers who are shocked by jkr's open transphobia; We know this hurts you, as it also hurts us. We have more than one member in our group who is trans, and almost everyone who you have seen in our videos identifies as queer in some way. But remember, we have built a home together that has moved beyond the author, and we will keep the doors to a more inclusive and forward thinking Hogwarts open for you. We are Sorcerous Queers United Against Discrimination.
I did not know this
He was all seven of the deadly sins, Harry thought He’d never seen anything so alluring and lethal, a weapon designed to destroy him With smooth skin like the petals of a lily, hair paler than the moonlight Eyes so cold, ice piercing right through his defences Draco moved with the grace of rehearsed ease, confident and detached, making Harry desperate to push him into a wall, rip apart the crisp white shirt, ironed to perfection, into snow falling to the floor He wanted to make a blush creep along the pale skin, make that mouth red and panting
Is this a fic? Plz tell me it's a fic?
