Fruit Flies Everywhere

Struggles. Just a lot of struggles as I try to get back into writing. My fanfiction tag is My Fic.

[kneedeepinthecoffin]

Gopal Divan (Daniel Molloy's sexy doctor who definitely wasn't here) appreciation post

[babushkaat]

[blasesaint]

[sanctus-ingenium]

Urtica

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[revilonilmah]

The Shiny Clefable dons the Galaxy Crown! This was a Patreon Drawing request I finished recently.

Support me on Patreon to see process pics, videos and more!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[suzirya]

Mutsu by Prospective Flow - Panatomy

[homunculus-argument]

I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

[genericbrandshrooms]

This is so sweet! When I started reading it I thought you were gonna use the bench statue to look at people's crotches.

[homunculus-argument]

Some people are 100% gonna flash their tits or bits at it but everything's allowed for as long as nobody gets hurt and the cops won't catch you.

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A tweet by Keaton Patti @/KeatonPatti, a verified account, who says, “Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies.” with a screenshot attached of a few paragraphs from one of the Austin Powers novels:

“I’ve gone the wrong shagging way,” Austin thought to himself, groovily. Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around. However, Dr. Evil’s dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpendicularly between the unsexy walls. “Yeah, baby!” said nobody, since this was not good.

The gif is of the scene described — Austin is driving a yellow cart in a concrete corridor, faced so that it goes forward and back a few inches each way before hitting a wall. End ID]

[buttpoems]

embarrassing myself

[apollopilled]

disco elysium being free on epic games today is evil as fuck. i beg of you guys just pirate it, the amount of claims on the free game will still tell the assholes who stole the game from the devs that Oh We're Still Relevant :). just pirate it. my christmas gift to you! pirate disco elysium

[apollopilled]

my fucking christmas gift to you (links to an internet archive listing)