Smol and Russian and usually angery.

This is just a shitty blog with shitty things on it. Enjoy your stay here. 

[ironmess]

me: make more movies with black and gay people

inevitably, some guy: so you want straight white people EXTINCT???!??????

[criticalalexandrite]

Me, at this point:

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[elbiotipo]

a medieval monk wrote this

[skellydun]

the second i stop being depressed the world better watch out. im gonna be unstoppable. until then im gonna go sleep for 16 hours and forget to eat. but once thats over u better sleep with one eye open. 

[xenosagaepisodeone]

FUCK elon musk. FUCK jeff bezos. the only mysterious and innovative wizards of time and space on this earth right now are people who sleep on public transit and wake up in time for their stop.

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[faribabyyy]

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[highlandvalley]

[cookii-whore]

TOO MANY!!!!!

[memescomedy]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[fat-gold-fish]

how do u actually save bees?

[viva-la-bees]

Plant bee-friendly flowers

Support your local beekeepers

Set up bee hotels for solitary bees

If you see a lethargic bee feed it sugar water

Spread awareness of the importance off bees

[l0veyu]

+Don’t eat honey✌🏻

[ogaycanyousee]

NO.

That will not help save the bees at all. They need the excess honey removed from their hives. That’s the beekeepers entire livelihood.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Seriously refusing to eat honey is one of those well-meaning but ultimately terrible ideas. The bees make way too much honey and need it out in order to thrive (not being funny but that was literally a side effect in Bee Movie). Plus that’s the only way for the beekeepers to make the money they need to keep the bees healthy. Do not stop eating honey because somebody on Tumblr told you too.

[jumpingjacktrash]

excess honey, if not removed, can ferment and poison the bees. even if it doesn’t, it attracts animals and other insects which can hurt the bees or even damage the hive. why vegans think letting bees stew in their own drippings is ‘cruelty-free’ is beyond me. >:[

the fact that we find honey yummy and nutritious is part of why we keep bees, true, but the truth is we mostly keep them to pollinate our crops. the vegetable crops you seem to imagine would still magically sustain us if we stopped cultivating bees.

and when you get right down to it… domestic bees aren’t confined in any way. if they wanted to fly away, they could, and would. they come back to the wood frame hives humans build because those are nice places to nest.

so pretending domestic bees have it worse than wild bees is just the most childish kind of anthropomorphizing.

[foxthebeekeeper]

If anything, man-made hives are MORE suitable for bees to live in because we have mathematically determined their optimal living space and conditions, and can control them better in our hives. We also can treat them for diseases and pests much easier than we could if they were living in, say, a tree.

Tl;dr for all of this: eating honey saves the bees from themselves, and keeping them in man-made hives is good for them.

[thebeeblogger]

✌️✌️✌️

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Plus, buying honey supports bee owners, which helps them maintain the hives, and if they get more money they can buy more hives, which means more bees!

[heyfunniest]

How to grow a man beard.

[girldwarf]

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

[couchnap]

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[hungryjokerr]

[ishipitlikeups]

Savage

[tainbocuailnge]

[flawlice-deactivated20160906]

war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’

[gemstone-enemas]

#moon moon will ride eternal

[purpleprosegang-deactivated2022]

[focussoup]

I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen

[gaelgarcia]

Guillermo Del Toro checking the envelope card for Best Picture before giving his speech

[neverthere12345]

[empty-mason-jar]

Happy Black History Month