Reality ruined my life.

Hey my name is Maddy and I post here sometimes

[criticalrolememes]

Whatever brain cells Travis and Laura may have completely cancel themselves out when they’re within 5 feet of each other, and that’s True Romance, babey.

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[murdershegoat]

this is the funniest response i’ve ever received. sir, do you really think that’s bill nye?

[secondclassvines]

“Slippers tries”

[alternate-route]

He had advantage for being a cutie pie

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

HE CAN RE-ROLL

[minutia-r]

Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and

say things 

that aren’t true

[hotcawfee]

“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”

“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”

“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”

“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”

“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”

“Hssssss.”

“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”

“nO YOU’RE NOT THOUGH–”

[moami]

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

[torrythetorry]

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

[moami]

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

[let-it-go-brother]

I can’t stop replaying it

[hymnsofheresy]

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

[strawbebbynya]

[niamhuncensored]

I say this as a former Christian

Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:

Force non-Christians to pray to the Christian God in their own fucking homes

Go door-to-door to proselytize

Call people to proselytize

Take classes to proselytize (my mythology teacher actually dealt with this, and now has to include a warning on the first day of class)

Cross the fucking ocean to proselytize

Openly tell people they think they are going to Hell

Insist that their beliefs should influence the law

Get all pissy if someone says this isn’t a Christian nation, but a beautifully mixed one.

Have radio stations built around their religion

Have movies based on their religion

And fucking everything else

In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.

[magicalgirlmascot]

Tell children who are forced to go to Christian/Catholic schools by their parents that they have to pray at school with everyone else and if they don’t like it they shouldnt be at a Christian/Catholic school, despite said children not having any say in what school they attend because they’re children

[killerchickadee]

I don’t think most Christians realize how much space they take up in American society. They’re basically the default and anyone who isn’t Christian is supposed to just go with it. It fucking sucks.

[tenetson]

Remy from Rattatoullie says gay rights!

[disclosureday]

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[firefeufuego2]

King David: *finally plays the secret chord*

The Lord:

[stolentweets]

[pettycentral]

[deplorablecorpsman]

[helaena-targaryens]

favourite vox machina moments: episode 70 “Trust”

You unleashed the mad dog, you bitch. This is your fucking fault. He’s just a mad king. As you said so yourself, you’re the master planner. But your plan backfired, didn’t it? So now you’ve come to us, and you think you can formulate some other master plan that’s still going to somehow get you what you want. You dumb fool. When will you fucking learn?

[i-miss-my-90gb]

*says something and gets what i interpret as slight disinterest in response* okay!!!! I will not speak again

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[rheaseahorn]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[geometrymatters]

Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.

via 10/10

[valeria2067]