Well, um.

French and shy smol potato. Avatar by the fantastic @figloom. Multi fandom, multishipper, proshipper. I won't display my age (i'm old enough to know better) but yes, i'm a grown up. This blog is very often NSWF, so, especially if you're a minor, you've been warned, don't get into my inbox to yell at me. A last thing : empty blogs will be blocked.

[redthemarten]

The wolp does not concern himself with the meta

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[i-mjusttired]

Furina's survival instinct drops to zero when she sleeps. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)✨

Subject name: Furina de Fontaine

Note: The research subject must be approached with extreme caution while resting, as she tends to display signs of hostility and aggression if disturbed during this phase.

Do not approach her if there are objects nearby that she could throw; she will throw them regardless of who you are.

Note: The subject's aggression appears linked to her sleep state; the more tired she is, the more aggressive she becomes. Waking her before her biological mechanism deems it the right time triggers a negative reaction that can persist for up to two hours after waking. Further research is required regarding her apparent lack of awareness or comprehension of her surroundings during this phase; she has been observed reacting aggressively even toward Arlecchino, despite the fact that, in a more lucid state of mind, the subject appears frightened of her.

Investigator doctor: 25

Note: 8 is a brat. It is recommended that he no longer be left in the subject's company.

[carriesthewind]

This the report that JK Rowing doesn't want you to see. This report scares her so much that she is trying to destroy Amnesty International, a human rights organization, to stop you reading it:

Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net)

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their fundin

(Amnesty already pulled the report because of JKR's threats. Of course that didn't and won't stop her - capitulating to fascists and bigots is never the answer. Alejandra captured the report and posted it, so you can read what JKR doesn't want you to know.)

[sanguinarysanguinity]

Bluesky thread is a lot of screenshots (which I find impossible to cope with), but if you scroll far enough down, there's a link to the full pdf:

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[drachenkinder]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: ¼ Fandom: Norse Religion & Lore, Thor (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Loki/unnamed sea dragon Characters: Loki, Freyja | Freya (Norse Religion & Lore), Freyr | Frey (Norse Religion & Lore), Sea Dragon/Sea Drake, Jörmungandr | Jormungand | Midgard Serpent (Norse Religion & Lore) Additional Tags: Monsterfucking | Teratophilia, Rape/Non-con Elements, Drugged Sex Summary:

Loki finds an old book which relates how to win a wish, by charming a Sea Drake with music. But if the dragon is not impressed it eats the musician. Though Sea Drakes are generally considered extinct, Loki thinks it’s worth a try, and he plans to stack the deck in his favor. Things do not work out as he hoped.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[veggiesforpresident]

honestly one of my favorite things about fanfic is when you can see the canon influences come out in really subtle ways. like a canon line thats mentioned once as a throwaway is suddenly the entire premise for a fic or it influences the characterization or something. its just so cool to see how people weave their ideas around a source material, especially if its not a detail i'd thought about before

[viktor-sbor]

In the 1830s, such books were very popular, as they showed the reader amazing 3D projections.

[dxnut00]

voilà!

[opal-jam]

I love the greek mythology figures, herpes and syphilis

[shiftythrifting]

It's a, uh, lighter. Unused.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rainyydoves]

okay

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

Donkey heaven is the same as Ocnus hell it’s very efficient

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[moonidraws]

A change of pace