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if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

sapphling

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

kaijutegu

My sister is having another baby and I'm gonna be so pissed if it isn't an alligator.

vasira96

"death note is about how no one can be trusted with the death note—" shut up shut up!! skill issue. i could fix the world if i had the death note

jisuto

afurioushawk

Honestly not being a killjoy, but do we have photos on what the protests were like in Republican territory? That seems more significant than the numbers in liberal zones like DC/NYC/Boston/Portland/Philly/etc.

abigailspinach

disregardcanon

This is a photo from the protest I attended at the KS Capitol building in Topeka as well as estimates from a local group as to the size of protests around the state.

Kansans were OUT

staff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

queer-as-city-folk

Maybe the Midwest isn't as good a place as I thought...

zeemczed

It's state fair food. They also did deep fried kool-aid and butter-fried BUTTER. State fair food is not food. State fair food is the equivalent of giving a three year old free reign of the kitchen and a personal chef who will do whatever the three year old wants to do without question. It is mad science taken to absurd heights.

queer-as-city-folk

...

How do you deep fry kool-aid?

It's a fucking liquid

allaneddem

Jello, I suppose.

queer-as-city-folk

Deep fried Jello sounds horrifying

mango-sabercat

Deep Fried Kool-Aid is when you roll dough in kool-aid powder, deep fry it, snd then sprinkle more powder on top. Make like a donut hole, and when you bite jnto it you activate the powder and the dough suddenly tastes exactly like kool-aid!

queer-as-city-folk

I want to try that actually

snazzy-hats-and-adhd

State Fair Food is the avant-garde, hold-my-beer genre of food. It's basically edible conceptual art.

sha-brytols

chant of light goes hard as fuck it makesa me so sad most people havent read it

sha-brytols

prokopetz

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

amygdalae

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

destinationtoast

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

halfbloodfanboy

identitty-dickruption

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

moniquill

I think a lot of us had “too sick to work = too sick to play” drilled into us at elementary school age because having a kid stay home from school is a major burden on parents in many cases (it means taking time off work or arranging for a sitter etc) So, to make absolutely sure that you're really sick for real and not faking, add a punishment to being ill.

I wonder why so many parents never ask 'why would my kid dislike school enough to pretend to be sick to avoid going there'

harbingrs

^ The exact root of the ableist bullshit too. You're going to be punished for being unwell because if we don't pile on the extra suffering (extreme poverty, excessive paperwork and red tape for benefits, etc) then too many people will just opt out of being a Productive Member Of Society and we can't have that.

Of course, ableists are not self-aware enough to realise it's 'I hate suffering at my job / the way work impacts my life, so I have a knee-jerk emotional response of envy and resentment towards people who Get Out Of It. If i have to suffer, EVERYONE should have to suffer, because any other way of framing this would turn my entire world-view upside down and that's too scary to contemplate'

Hence why 'people don't want to work any more' is always a 'no, it's the youth that are wrong' scenario. Never an indication that there's something wrong with the nature and experience of the work. Like, if people ARE just choosing poverty over work, the canary in the coal mine has long since croaked. But instead of critical thinking, we're just going to chant 'hard work is a virtue' and lash out until the scary thoughts are banished, surrounded by cheers and upvotes and whatever from likeminded people.

People love to make the lives of disabled people as difficult as possible to essentially "motivate" them to work at gunpoint without taking a second to question why. Both what's wrong with work that a hypothetical bludger would /need/ to be forced at gunpoint to do it, and why does it feel like such an existential threat if someone Gets Out Of It for /any/ reason. Why does a disabled person enjoying something without being Productive Enough personally scare and enrage you. What is the deal there.

(And this isn't ableist apologism. It's a deliberate political and ideological choice to cling to that worldview no matter what. It's bullshit that we have to be the scapegoat and suffer just to satisfy people's weird cognitive dissonance and to be an outlet to vent said uncomfortable emotions. Because they're too afraid of what happens if they DON'T make our lives miserable, and if they start questioning the need to.)

baba-is-blog

JOINTS IS PAIN

theshitpostcalligrapher

YEP

baba-is-blog

POST IS CALLIGRAPHY

theforestdilettante

All of my funguary quilts together (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)🍄

Chicken of the woods, destroying angel, black trumpets, pixies parasol aaaand wrinkled peach mushrooms.

genderkoolaid

i see "men bad" jokes as very similar to suicide jokes. like making them every once in a while isn't the worst thing, but if you Keep making them constantly. it DOES shape how you start thinking and you WILL become a more unpleasant and bitter person and also make people around you uncomfortable. and sometimes you just gotta choose to not make or engage with certain jokes, even if they are amusing to you, because its just not who you wanna be