found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake is such a relatable line. i’ve never fucked wayne or drake either. it really chimes with my own life experiences.
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my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww
Every night i scroll for hours, waiting for the post that sends me into hysterics so i may fall asleep. thank you, goodnight
the belted waist and platform heel.... she knows she's serving, and it ain't just what's in the pan
eat drink sleep play
you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!
Three times for charm, or something like that. Get your shit checked out, save your life.
Me to me when I repeat past mistakes when I know better
writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.
The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.
i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
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I don't have an interesting take or point of view on anything ever at all
you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal
facts that i know for sure:
I’m gay
It’s too hot outside
i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital
so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight
“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”