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skunkes

commoncoldz

hatsune-yeetku

The holy trinity

butternut-soda

Important addition!! https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/14bpckz/a_white_supremacist_took_mdma_for_a_study_and_it/

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jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

theocannibalism

Have not stopped thinking about this picture I took of Tansy this morning

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plus cropped and rotated courtesy of one of my discord servers. absolute creature

beardedmrbean

Infinite Garfield generator

bugshark

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid

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by @Yuri Morozov

lionfloss

by mauro_roberto__

theweirdwideweb

astronicht

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

mias-back-from-the-dead

oh my god it's real and it was LITERALLY called "the broom method" holy shit

cabbagegunk

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

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beefcake craig

o-ceti

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

o-ceti

Bow down to your king

o-ceti

I can’t stop outdoing myself

crying-over-really-dumb-things

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

fidelcostco

they should invent patterned socks for ppl with calves

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ms lisa out of the box vs. ms lisa after my legs get thru with her

fidelcostco

u are all like brothers and sisters to me. my comrades in arms. my fellow east asians and everyone else with strong, godly legs: ur body is ALWAYS the right size. it is the people who make bad socks who are wrong. come with me. we are goig to find the people who design clothes like this. and shake them really hard.