"functional and fun"

[so-much-for-subtlety]

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[katjohnadams]

Walking down 4th Street and a UFO pops up, zaps away your joint pain, you can't explain to anyone and just have to keep living your life

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

[chubby-elf-hux]

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Sorry i reblogged this post you tagged as do not reblog i was letting my big fat toad shoot its tongue at pictures of you on my tablet because it thinks you are edible due to your grublike demeanor/features

Anyways im not deleting it and im actually going to add your address to the reblog if thats ok. I dont care if you say its not ok

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[pjackk]

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

[pjackk]

Guys i am lost in bambu forest

[pjackk]

Low key i am trying to escape

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[woodox-earthtaurus]

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

[kyatra]

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

[girljpg]

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

[theweight]

last night was a bbc four documentary

[valtsv]

it's actually so fucked up that we live in a world where you can get bright red eyes like a vampire using flash photography and instead of acknowledging how much that absolutely rips we try to get rid of it

[valtsv]

homophobic censorship

[tinybed]

[tinybed]

literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

[beaft]

from the tags.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.

[prismatic-bell]

Time to start throwing money at strike funds, y’all.

[lourek]

The Snacklist

Entertainment Community Fund

Source and other ways to help

[ehgood-enough]

As someone who’s been on strike, more than once, it’s hard really hard. It’s especially devastating when you know your employer has decided to just walk away from the table

Even if you can’t support financially you can help by keep talking about the strike and showing support for the striking writers

The positive stories an posts online really helped me and my coworkers when we were on strike

Even the people driving by giving the friendly beeps past our picket line helped

The more public support the striking writers (any any striking workers) the more likely they are to succeed in negotiations

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

[c3po]

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

[rockitbox]

Ringo sounds like a kind of tapeworm

[c3po]

a tapeworm i would fuck

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

❓

[dreg-heap]

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

[escuerzoresucitado]

[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast