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yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

mchashimi

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

leradny

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

getlostpeeves

It fucking WORKED.

kezia-kawaii

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

mercury-kid

i need to fix my whole life please

anonymokey

I fucking love this show

weirdfact

eternallybutthurt

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

jaimeedarling

hmmm... there's probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this...

i get that they're not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what's going to happen to you, and you can't breathe. 🤷‍♀️

itsaruse

They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the 'ladder' method. Also, it's a fish. It never knows what's going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.

bacon-dragon

"a mammal"

bluegrasskitty

j0jin-deactivated20210309

cykelops

pro tip about relationships, you can call them all sorts of cheesy shit and they have to sit there cause they love u. i call my bf “lover”. if i ask him “whos the cutest boy in the whole world?” he has to stand there whole six feet of grown ass man with a news anchor voice and say “i am”.

th-ursday

i call my very Intimidating and Hardass butch girlfriend my sweet potato and she just melts

cykelops

i love everyones replies to this post but this ones the best

mens-rights-activia

I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:

oppositionresearch

Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine

These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:

gay-hrothgars

May I add:

lladcy

ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these

tacodarp

Some personal favorites I’ve encountered

rosslynpaladin

I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

amydiddle

This goes so well with what my mother says.

‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

mistresskabooms

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

proudliteraryaddict-blog-deacti

I’d like to make a Contribution to the Christian memes

autijacen

Good, yes!

Also there’s a Catholic Memes Facebook page folks. I personally dislike some of them, but a vast majority are great.

catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church

You’re always going to have some misses among the hits.

cryptid--dad-deactivated2021042

@kompanie-mutter

thevelvetgoldmine

Pest Control Truck (Season 9)

jadeyarts

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv

i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

dekoi2501post

hexpress

sealed forever

bastard-unlimited

Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money (2010)

the-honkler

Why the fuck is this so funny?

kitty2i-blog

chazzfox

Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh

johnnyjoestarrelatable

i’m just saying that other a number of countries don’t fucking do this shit to their refugees

lakeside-conservative

I don’t think you understand that there is a legal definition of “refugee”, nor basic grammar. People walking across our border hoping for a better life are not refugees any more than they are ours. If Mexico was in a full civil war and a Mexican citizen fled to our country then they would be a Mexican refugee - not an American refugee.

People fleeing California or New York’s insane state governments seeking a better life are closer to American refugees. See the difference?

These border jumpers are invaders and should be sent back immediately. That is the most humane and gracious thing. They are held as a direct result of the Left’s insane policies attempting to grant refugee and quasi-citizenship status. These are legal procedures which require courts to be involved. Millions of cases require a whole lot of time, a whole lot of judges, and a whole lot of places to put them until the legal process has completed.

We never planned for thousands of people per day (who does?) and just flat out don’t have the resources in place.

Immediate relocation back to their country of origin - where they are free as birds to live their lives united with family members and not in detention facilities - is the second most humane option.

Keeping them from reaching the border in the first place is the first.

shadows-ember

I’m just saying the UN has clear legal definitions on what a refugee is, states that they cannot ‘forum shop’ (pick a country they WANT to go to) and MUST stop at the first country they arrive to, not in conflict. That’s Mexico. Economic migration is not refugees. Hiding from a husband or boyfriend is not refugee. Crossing from your country THROUGH Mexico TO the US is not a refugee. See also: UN.