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Hellooooo, Elena's the name, nice to meet you! Where I post anything that makes me smile or take a moment to think. I'm fluent in Greek, a New Yorker, not too bright, beautiful, or entertaining and for God's sake way too hard on myself.

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you wet idiot

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Godspeed you! wet idiot

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Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday

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No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

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My new book is available for preorder! An m/m novel, post-World War I, about two boarding school friends who meet again after they’ve been wounded and find love, snuggles, and long fireside discussions about books and poetry and healing from the pain of war.

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The Great War cost Robert his left leg and his first love. 

A shattering breakup leaves Robert convinced that he is a destructive force in romantic relationships. When he finds himself falling in love with David, an old friend from boarding school, he’s sure that he shouldn’t confess his feelings. But as their meandering conversations drift from books and poetry to more intimate topics, Robert’s love deepens - and so do his fears of hurting David. 

Since he was wounded, David has been batted from hospital to hospital like a shuttlecock, leaving him adrift and anxious. His renewed friendship with Robert gives him a much-needed sense of peace and stability. Slowly, David opens up to Robert about the nervous fears that plague him, and when Robert responds with sympathy and support, David finds himself feeling much more than friendship. But he’s afraid that he’s already a burden on Robert, and that asking for more will only strain their developing bond. Can these two wounded soldiers heal each other? 

Content warning: period-typical homophobia and ableism (probably less than is strictly period typical, but this is a romance novel, not a historical essay), implied/referenced suicide. (I realize this sounds like a lot, but one of my betas called this book So Soft, so I feel that the overall effect is not, in fact, a Lot.)

Coming out October 4! Treat your future self! Preorder here! (Now with a link that actually works, God help me.) 

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Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡

Okay! 

Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle. 

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My newest book, Enemies to Lovers, is available for preorder. This book grew out of my time in Stucky fandom, and while Megan and Sarah are not technically talking Stucky… I think anyone who was there in the trenches of Winter Soldier fandom will recognize certain facets of Megan and Sarah’s argument about how to characterize the woobiest brainwashed assassin ever.

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Handcuffed together. Only one bed. Which will win: Megan and Sarah’s sizzling sexual attraction, or their compulsion to correct each other’s atrocious fandom opinions? Shy library science student by day, fanfic writer by night, Megan is thrilled when she discovers her new crush Sarah shares her favorite fandom. Smart, gorgeous, and brashly confident in her thoughts on fandom, Sarah is Megan’s dream girl… until Megan realizes that Sarah is also her Tumblr nemesis, who called Megan’s popular ongoing fic “the cancer that is killing fandom.” Clearly, they must never speak again. But when a writing club exercise leaves them handcuffed together, they have no choice but to duke out their differences, until they reach an agreement on the most important question of all: is hatesex as insanely hot in real life as it is in fic? (Yes. Yes, it is, at least in this steamy f/f novelette.)

Coming out on July 12! Available for preorder now! 

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I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

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this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

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PLEASE GO WATCH THE GOES WRONG SHOW PEOPLE!! You won’t regret it :)

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

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ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

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SAILOR MOON + CRYSTALS

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@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

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I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

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DANGER KITTEN

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something about WandaVision makes it arguably one of the best pieces of content to come out of the MCU in years and it's probably that it's character driven, not action driven