these made me smile

a lot of posts on here made me smile and so I decided to create a seperate blog for them • main blog: maighreads

[slmnbagel]

I think this is probably the one man on earth who is truly at peace

[smirkey]

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...

Johnny Depp: Yes.

[ruphobic]

me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown

[darcylindbergh]

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

[anest4etized-deactivated2025121]

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[acutext]

i want people who are this invested in me

[unflatteringcatselfies]

his names is spaghetti

[lambo-san]

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME OUTFIT

[floristgump]

I was thinking about this like what if Madame Foster wished she was young again so she could do errands that aren’t easy for her in her old age, so she imagined Frankie.

[catrickstump-deactivated2023061]

DON’T.

[everything-is-connected]

STOP RIGHT THERE. NOT A SINGLE STEP CLOSER.

[captainmera]

trying to get your story together like:

[captainmera]

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

[captainmera]

“I really like your story! is there more?”

[taekenbysurprise]

[astralspacedragon]

[bonerfart]

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

[unclefather]

[pokemon-personalities]

she snooze

[floralfirewitch-blog]

I raise you a sleepy boi

[pokemon-personalities]

thank you so much….

[vulpinemage-deactivated20221220]

I also have a sleepy boi

[pokemon-personalities]

BLESSED

[logan-berrii]

I too have a sleepy boy

[pokemon-personalities]

soft…

[prismia]

me too!!

[pokemon-personalities]

;____;

[littlestwolf234]

My sleepy girl!

[pokemon-personalities]

look at her go…

[riinchuu]

i also have a soft,  sleepy boy

[pokemon-personalities]

c o z y

[megchan87]

I have a soft baby boi

[pokemon-personalities]

we’ve almost collected the entire family c’:

[lormaggot]

cold girl here!

[pokemon-personalities]

SLEEPY FAMILY COMPLETE!!!!

[fur-bies-deactivated20180106]

i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

[dracota]

You never peeled a furby?

[systlin]

What the absolute fuck

[pedrospascaled]

Hugh Jackman Teaching John Cena How to Dance

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

i hope they’re happy together.

[scruffyhawkeye]

That last gif it seems that Cena is just mesmerized and has realized he is in love with Hugh.

[thatdorianguy]

you would too if Hugh Jackman was waltzing with you

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@excima

[excima]

I thought this was drake bell lmfao

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

2018 mood