closet fangirl

Mindless fangirling of a tired corporate slave

[rebelcptain]

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016)

cassian.exe stopped working

[smokeglassconcrete]

I know Satomi is Japanese and light-skinned, but her look in these photos was all I could see in my mind for Rin while reading The Poppy War trilogy.

[smokeglassconcrete]

Soooooo…

I romanced Thane and chose the Control ending. No meeting across the sea ;(

[ileniagennari]

Le fabuleux destin de Marinette Dupain. I don’t know why. I got the idea from this screencap:

I mean. It’s everything so RED, BLACK AND GREEN. I love this movie. Watch this movie. This movie is everything.

[smokeglassconcrete]

Yeah, sure, she’s following accounts about cats and hamsters. But GUYS, MARINETTE IS FOLLOWING CLAIRE SAFFITZ.

[smokeglassconcrete]

Here’s a little Multi!Mari for you. Her space buns embody everything good in this world 💖

[guess-i-have-to-go-model-now]

Who Is She? -x

[galahadwilder]

Marinette wakes up exhausted and immediately puts on Mullo and Tikki’s like “what”

And Marinette responds “IF IM SMALLER THE CAFFEINE HITS HARDER GIVE MULTI-ME SOME GODDAMN COFFEE”

[smokeglassconcrete]

No longer interested in following canon ML but still staying in the fandom because of the potential of its lore and its ability to inspire the most creative people into producing really amazing and enjoyable work.

Fan creators, I salute you all!

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[celynbrum]

DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED

DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC

[ceruleancynic]

AND TO CONTINUE THE OP’S THEME

IT’S SNEAK PEEK

NOT SNEAK PEAK

A SNEAK PEAK WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE

THEY ARE VERY LARGE AND WOULD FIND THIS GENERALLY DIFFICULT 

THANK

(OH AND ONE OTHER THING

BULLION = PRECIOUS METAL

BOUILLON = STOCK, FROM THE FRENCH “BOUILLER,” TO BOIL)

[jumpingjacktrash]

SHUDDER:

SHUTTER:

NOT SAME NOT SAME

[the-real-seebs]

sleight of hand: magic tricks slight of hand: President-Elect

[lilacandgoooseberries]

I love this post so much oh my god 😂

“A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE” I’m losing my shit

[stephrc79]

I would just like to point out that you CAN ’ball your eyes out’, you just need a really good melon scooper and a willingness to try hard enough.

[smokeglassconcrete]

Uhhhh why the fork does Juleka look like Sabine

[smokeglassconcrete]

Soooooo...is MariBlanc a thing now? Fanfic writers, can you all make it very much a thing? 😇

[smokeglassconcrete]

For a show with characters involved in the fashion industry, the least the ML staff can do is consult with actual designers or stylists for the outfits within the show. Like, seriously, I have yet to see something actually chic on Marinette or Adrien 😑

[a-ratt]

Building Bridges

Day 1: Kindness

Marinette March 2019

Marinette tapped her knees impatiently as she sat on the floor of Master Fu’s massage parlor. Nearby, Master Fu, himself, was opening the phonograph hiding the Miraculous, placing the returned Bee Comb back inside. She’d only just arrived several minutes ago, and he’d given a relieved sigh when she held the briefly lost Miraculous up.

However, she didn’t watch as he set it back where it belonged. Instead, she stared off into the distance, her mind muddled and messy. Thoughts ran rampant at a thousand miles per hour, crossing and clashing and crashing as she tried making sense of the scene that’d played out in front of her.

“According to me, Chloé just clearly demonstrated that there’s nothing exceptional about her.”

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[nooroozz]

listen adrien has 4 girls after him, two of which are absolutely mean and nasty people.

it is only fair marinette gets an asshole in her harem too. give me felix meeting marinette for the first time and falling absolutely head over heels in love with her. he ends up transferring from his private school to collège françoise dupont just to be near her. lila and chloe never get another chance to harass marinette because felix always swoops in and gives them the evil eye.

and god forbid if anyone ever makes marinette cry because this little shit knows how to ruin lives.

[smokeglassconcrete]

I am living for this. If you’re gonna be an asshole, might as well be a useful asshole. Felix doing it right!

[jazzymarie1006]

Even in Marinette's jealousy fantasy, Kagami's STILL a top!

[smokeglassconcrete]

Kagami may top Adrien, but we all know Marinette is the surprise top in Marigami ;)

[smokeglassconcrete]

Flexing my writing muscles after three long years and in the midst of fleshing out an angsty aged-up Marinette-centric multi-chapter ML fic 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻