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[hilsonisthecure]

[deep-dive]

[herinnerwolf]

say what you will but inserting the line “i burn my life to make a sunrise that i know i’ll never see” in a show where the purpose is to tie in to rogue one, knowing what happens there, is insane. like, it’s purposefully put there to make people (me) lose it. a master lesson in how to deliver a tragedy and instead of trying to help viewers make peace with it (that was already never happening but still) making the deliberate choice to reinforce it and cause it to hurt even more as the years pass.

brilliant bastards.

[the-lastone-standing]

Okay but the fact Obi-Wan broke Vader’s left half of the helmet and Ahsoka broke the right half in Rebels… Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, together, they could have destroyed the helmet entirely and freed Anakin from Vader - which gives this line from tcw so much more impact. I am unwell.

[smolprawn]

[manny-jacinto]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022) Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) Star Wars: Rebels (2014-2018) Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

[whatrturtles]

happy neil banging out the tunes

[notkatniss]

Jail time for making me hear “I came all this way, he’s right there” 😔😔😔😔😔

[wells-hannah]

then you wondered where it went to as i reached for you but all i felt was shame.

[royalhandmaidens]

9/11 is coming up - and with it, a sharp spike of anxiety that always accompanies the anniversary. each year our community deals with attacks, threats, even deaths. each anniversary i don’t leave my house. i don’t go to the masjid.

i remember the time someone shot up the side of our mosque when we were inside

i remember the time someone chased two young hijabis with a taser

i remember the time someone intentionally swerved towards me when i was crossing the street and i stood frozen in fear

i remember the time someone slipped a knife threat into my mailbox

or the times my friends and i have been verbally assaulted in crowded public spaces and nobody said a word

call out racism and islamophobia when you see it. check in on your muslim neighbors and friends. refuse to tolerate the bigotry and hate that takes lives and spreads fear - both in public and online. stand united with us against hate.

[elvashayam]

this graphic by artist @maeril (instagram, twitter), translated by The Middle Eastern Feminist, is a really helpful guide, especially for those whom confrontation is a trigger. it's helped me a lot.

[image description, from The Middle Eastern Feminist's post:

An illustrated guide to help a person being targeted by Islamophobic harassment in the public space (in the subway, in the street, etc). The illustrations describe the steps to help the person to safety. There are three characters: the person being attacked is represented as a veiled woman with olive skin, wearing a violet hijab and a lavender dress, the bystander/helper is a white woman with short burgundy hair, a striped tee and boyfriend jeans, and the attacker is a white, bearded man with hazel hair, a teal polo shirt and regular denim jeans.

The four steps are as follows:

1) Engage conversation. Go to them, sit beside them and say hello. Try to appear calm, collected and welcoming. Ignore the attacker (this is, again, very important). (the bystander goes to the veiled lady and says: "hi, how are you?")

2) Pick a random subject and start discussing it. It can be anything: a movie you liked, the weather, saying you like something they wear and asking where they got it... ( in the illustration attached to this step, the attacker has a big "IGNORED" marked on his body - the bystander talks about the weather, and a movie her sister told her about)

3) Keep building the safe space. Keep eye contact with them and don't acknowledge the attacker's presence: the absence of response from you two will push them to leave the area shortly. (in the illustration attached to this step, the attacker has a big "IRRELEVANT" marked on his body and leaves the area angrily - while the two protagonists chat.)

4) Continue the conversation until the attacker leaves, & escort them to a safe place if necessary. Bring them to a neutral area where they can recollect themselves; respect their wishes if they tell you they're ok and just want to go. (here the bystander lighty holds the veiled woman by the shoulders as a way to show support)

/end i.d.]

[royalhandmaidens]

i know i told people not to comment on this if they weren’t muslim but i will absolutely accept this addition because it’s generally really useful info to know. this happened to me once and someone used a tactic like this and it worked wonderfully!

in my situation, it was a woman who pretended like she knew me when a man was verbally assaulting my friend and i - she approached us like we were old friends or relatives and asked “what took you so long? i’ve been waiting!”

and just like that, i had an out! the guy didn’t follow when she guided us away, and she stayed by my side the entire time until i had gotten to where i needed to go. the situation was de-escalated quickly and peacefully

i know a gut instinct to seeing bigotry or injustice is often confrontation, but it’s not always the safest response and tactics like this are extremely useful!!!

(however - just to note: if the situation looks potentially dangerous or on the verge of escalating to that level, call the police. there is a difference between uncomfortable comments on public transit vs the threat of verbal or physical assault - tactics like these work well in the first situation, but the second should be treated differently and with extreme caution. never hesitate to notify the proper authorities in situations where it looks like things are getting out of hand.)

[superdogbiter]

Mobius:”This is probably the second weirdest way i almost died”

Loki:”What was the first?”

Mobius:”It’s very complicated but long story short,i’m banned from every Olive Garden in the New York state”

[sepdet]

@secondlina : "Do you need wizard references? Google orchestra conductors."

See THREAD for many more great examples.

[Edit: And visit @secondlina on tumblr— give the artist love and check out her cool webcomic with POC queer magical girls!]

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[r-evolve-art]

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

[domangot]

And then Canon and Fanon got together-

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[middledayoftheweek]

//these titles are the best

[poolofspiderdust]

For all your roleplayers who hate being repetitive with their wording

[superdogbiter]

Bucky:”Does age matter?”

Sam:”When it comes to love yes.Love should have some boundries and-”

Bucky:”No not love.I’m trying to get food from a kids menu because the adult one sucks and i have a hankering for some chicken nuggets.You think i could pass for 12?”

[cindersart]

where did he get that. WHY did he get th

[figonas]

Hozier’s songs except they’re organized according to their vibe.

Sitting on a beach alone at sunset when it’s a little windy, you’re thinking of someone specific but you don’t want to admit that to yourself, you feel content but somehow a little sad:

Shrike

Wasteland, Baby!

Like Real People Do

Cherry Wine

In a Week

You see someone attractive at a bar and suddenly you’re swept up in an alternate reality where you two are madly in love:

Talk

Jackie & Wilson

Movement

NFWMB

Moments Silence (common tongue)

It Will Come Back

To Be Alone

Dancing alone in your kitchen on a hot, sunny afternoon with the windows open. All your housework or homework is done and you have the evening to relax:

To Make Noise (sing)

Nobody

Almost (Sweet Music)

Someone new

Your friend’s garage band is playing at a bonfire, everyone has eaten and it’s dark out. It’s a little chilly, you have on shorts & a sweatshirt sitting in a camp chair by the bonfire while the music plays and suddenly you’re having a spiritual awakening:

Be

Sunlight

Dinners & Diatribes

No Plan

Sedated

Would That I

Realizing that your lover hung the moon and stars, a god/goddess among mortals (with a bonus helping of religious guilt):

Take me to Church

From Eden

Angel of Small Death & the Codine Scene

Work Song

Run

You’re struggling with some strong feeling. You can’t place a name to it; it’s primal, destructive, and overpowering. You feel like a god made skin and bone, you just need to express this feeling but you don’t know how:

As It Was

Foreigners God

In the Woods Somewhere

Arsonist’s Lullabye

Nina Cried Power

[superdogbiter]

Bucky:”If you disrespect me again,i will eat your shower curtains”

Sam:”But i have glass doors”

Bucky:”Well crunchity munchity bitch,you think that will stop me”