The Horrors

He/him

[despazito]

love my pumpkin

[despazito]

violence my pumpkin

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[sexchangedotcom]

people wanting men to wear crop tops and then being grossed out at happy trails. you fool thats the point of men wearing crop tops

[sexchangedotcom]

every time i see a bear my fag-o-meter shoots up through the roof and breaks the skylight like in a looney tunes gag

[trewneollyn]

[invaderxan]

[zegalba]

[montereybayaquarium]

What's not to love about the bloody-belly comb jelly?

Its crimson colors and dazzling diffraction have us swooning all year long. 😍😍😍

🎥: Deepest thanks to our research partners @mbari_news for the deep-sea footage!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m re-reading Dungeon Meshi with pangur

[pangur-and-grim]

another reading break

[followthebluebell]

He's very handsome but every time I look at him my first thought is "who took your eyebrows, who did this to you".

[warmofbees]

the citizens of Vienna looking at the Loos building

[warmofbees]

[followthebluebell]

Absolutely the most creative and obtuse way anyone's roasted my boy, thank you

[straycatj]

てってのクサは　オレのですよね

Grasses you have are mine, aren't they

[leftofliving]

Mr. J, is your necktie made of salami or maybe ham?

[straycatj]

ハナガラ！はむとタイキョク！

It's botanical, opposite to the ham!

[crazy-brazilian]

[extremenegativeforce-deactivate]

This is how people talk to Mr. J

[theoneofwhomisblue]

@straycatj

[straycatj]

まず　だれか　ねこにもわかるように　

セツメイするです

ハナシはそれからなのです

Well, please explain about it as simple as small cats can understand at first

[sweatermuppet]

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

[sweatermuppet]

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

[tahthetrickster]

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

[tahthetrickster]

it’s fine she’s good for it

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

why'd I write this like I'm 74

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[radiofreederry]

[ruinedchildhood]

[itsmyturnonthegender]

these guys haven't even seen Tupac in the middle

[marinella-ela]

[guooey]