[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[keaneries]

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

[surprisebitch]

finally someone said it

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[harperhug]

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

[vanshira]

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

[xmagnet-o]

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

lmao…potatoes came to europe in the 16th century

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[arthriticjester]

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

[pink-souda-pop]

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

[arthriticjester]

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

[arthriticjester]

And so it continues

[arthriticjester]

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

[arthriticjester]

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.

[aberrantemotion]

GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL

[diogenes-daily]

Pizza time

[thisisntideal-deactivated202110]

I’m literally dying rn this is hilarious

[cowboydevito]

passing a group of men in public:

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[dans-queer-ass]

comedy in 2019

[gaysupersoldiers]

Me getting ready for another bout of comic fuckboys jacking it to another Joker movie that tries to paint him as a victim of circumstance and act like hes not a child murderer

[iamwez]

Besides Jason . What other kids has he killed?

[gaysupersoldiers]

Since ya wanna act head ass, heres a list

The Joker arguably has the largest single body count of any villain in the DCU. Cheshire, Mongul, Black Adam, and the Secret Society of Supe

[young-and-just-us]

[great-tweets]

bYE

[lesbian-in-brighton]

[dawwwwfactory]

Did someone say cows? I LOVE cows!

Wanna get a free Lush bath bomb? Click here and reply with which one you chose!

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me