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MASTERPOST - Literally Everything I Have Written

You probably know me from AO3, in which case, hi! Here's my fics:

All the Things Left Unsaid - Pokemon SV - (WIP) - This is my Julinems fic

Every day, she thinks of a million things, but she never really knows when to say these things. Bubbly, little Juliana, eager to meet new people and Pokémon, never knows what to say. She says a million other things, except those which she badly needs to express. She wants to comfort Arven, she wants to cheer up Penny. She wants to tell Nemona how much she appreciates her, and how she feels about her. She's still learning. There's always next time.

woefully cataclysmic - Wednesday (2022) - (WIP) - Wenclair

"You are expecting me to prance around in a silly, bright red costume and 'save the day'? I would rather drink battery acid." Tikki sighed, munching on her cookie. "The Addams family has been steeped in positive energy for centuries! Believe it or not, you would be the best holder for the Ladybug Miraculous in over a hundred years." Wednesday just eyed her sleeping werewolf roommate, currently clad in brightly colored pajamas. "Are you absolutely certain that there is no other choice?"

A black-clad figure landed beside her, flashing her a cheery grin. "Howdy, partner!" she greeted, waving enthusiastically. "You should be more careful, you know?" Wednesday—Misfortune—stared blankly at her before putting her head in her hands. "Enid, please tell me this is just a new Poe Cup costume and not the Cat Miraculous."

Passion Project - Wednesday (2022) - (Complete) - Wenclair <33

For as long as Enid could remember, her hands were never still. Maybe it was nervous energy, maybe it was the wolf sitting restless inside her. She put those hands to work, always trying new hobbies and creating new crafts, but nothing seemed to stick, except perhaps expressing herself on her blog. But since her gloomy roommate moved in, an untapped well of inspiration seemed to have opened up. Maybe her new projects had been following a certain theme, but Enid certainly hasn't noticed...

Writer's Block - Wednesday (2022) - (Complete) - oh no it's Wenclair again <//33

Words came easily to Wednesday Addams. She wove words and paragraphs into a macabre tapestry. She spoke her mind freely, forming barbs and stings from the sentences that she deemed worthy to express. Whatever her mind supplied, she could always find a way to express them in prose. So, damn it all, why did all her words lead to Enid Sinclair?

Counterpart to Passion Project. Can be read as a standalone.

inadequacies - Miraculous Ladybug - (Complete) Ladrien moment

two different nights, Adrien finds Ladybug in his bedroom. a beginning and a half truth, with a sprinkling of self-doubt and reassurance.

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Original Fiction

Know That I Know - The novel I have been planning for quite some time, with supporting oneshots written below

cottoncandy - Piper and Monique on their second date; Piper reassures Monique that he wants to stay with her

caramelpopcorn - Piper and Monique watch Princess Diaries at 2 A.M.

cinnamonroll - Felix and Madeleine as they get together, then drift apart after one stormy night

cremebrulee - Piper and Monique on their first date; someone was very inspired by Amélie

chocolatechipcookies - Charlie has an experience with Anne that is too good to be true

cheesecake - two things are on your mind as a bakery owner: baking a cheesecake and your pretty cashier

chewinggum - Anne's story on being chewed up and tossed aside

cappuccino - Anne and Charlie, take two; two people addicted to drinks

cosmopolitan/charlotte - Charlie's sister catches up with Anne and Felix

#masterpost #know that i know #writing #art but my art #fanfic

andmaybegayer

measure once cut also once, no prablem

andmaybegayer

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

theshitpostcalligrapher

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

shaydh

I have done the cross stitch

poolboydivision

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

makeitdewey

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

orcboxer

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

thegaymertrainer

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

cthulhu-with-a-fez

via @mylordshesacactus

doubleca5t

Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly

broken-horn-of-equius

And do NOT forget the chiles

duckdachi

I miss this game a lot, I really enjoyed all the friend characters ;;

millionsknives

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

whisky-gerblin

Reblogging for the last addition

badgraph1csghost

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

badgraph1csghost

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

omnicat

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

bucketbunny

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”