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whatever you choose to be, please be a kind one. who ever you want to be, i hope you find happiness in being it. avatar by ummmmandy.tumblr.com

[existennialmemes]

Friday the Thirteenth, Pi Day, Ides of March, then you have to land the double jump right into St. Paddy's Day to complete the combo move.

[slavery]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[vintageinstepford-deactivated20]

This is the land we’ve become.  In Bagel We Trust. lol

[vintageinstepford-deactivated20]

I’m ashamed.  Got amazing news less than 30 seconds after I hit “reblog.”

[ibabycam]

Hmmm…

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

We kneel at the alter of greatness

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[snarkchester]

[no-mere-mortals]

Someone is filling out a form and asks for your full name.

How do you tell them your name?

Just say your name

Say your name, but you’re ready to spell your first/last name

Immediately start spelling

I don’t have a name/I’m bald/my name doesn’t use any known writing system

Voting ended onOct 9, 2025

[kaelio]

[everqueen12]

byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

like what you got?

yes

no

i'm converting on the spot

what the goddamn hell are you talking about

Voting ended onAug 29, 2025

[a-book-of-creatures]

Here’s something I’m curious about.

Picture this. You’re reading a book, a standard book divided into chapters. Let’s say it’s fiction (don’t know if nonfiction would get different results). You’ve been reading for a while and you want to stop for now. Assume you are not literally falling asleep, you’re still awake and lucid.

You are in the middle of a paragraph, in the middle of a page, somewhere in the middle of a chapter in the middle of the book.

What do you do?

Put the book down immediately

Read till the end of the paragraph, then put it down

Read till the end of the last paragraph on the page, then put it down

Read till the first paragraph on the next page, then put it down

Read till the end of the chapter, then put it down

It depends? (explain)

Voting ended onAug 16, 2025

“Power through and finish the book” is not an option, but if you really do that you have my sympathies.

[amoreuxi-deactivated20251202]

do-it-again august

[amoreuxi-deactivated20251202]

whatever-it-takes august

[amoreuxi-deactivated20251202]

I-fucking-got-this-locked-and-loaded august

[dinosauriaawesome]

Tumblr is sleeping on Deli Boys, for real. Guys I'm 31, I can't be learning how to make gifs just to share the joy of Lucky with you all.

[only-cat-memes]

[spicyreyes]

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

[ratsetflummi]

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[thelooniemoonie]

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

[crying-pan420]

Please

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 5