We stan one (1) snake boi

Hi yes hello!!! You may call me Blue and I use they/stars pronouns!! I am a menacing blend of orchestra, choir, and theater kid. I draw… write… I am experienced in torturing characters hehe. Feel free to say hi!!!

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[moxxiethenarrator]

I hate that feeling where you wanna write but you can’t write so you don’t write but you wanna write

[write-on-world]

[tiktokstowatch]

[geometry-dinosaur]

[foxgirlbytes]

The house is thirsty

[spicymochi]

silly guys

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[terrywaryobituary]

dont you dare leave these in the tags

[cruelfeast]

nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

[dorfs]

bisexual mutuals hear my plea. i’m lost. but you can find me.

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[i-am-a-fish]

I love salt!!! I love sodium!!!! I love sugar and I love calories!!!! 🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🎉🎉🎉

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

what's your opinion on water?

[i-am-a-fish]

I FUCKING LOVE WATER

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[neo--queen--serenity]

a real go-getter, if you will

[flowerbleedme]

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: G ta t a a ct a g: ca t t c t' atg a a ag t g a 't at t ag a c: CA'T A T C A! ' T G, "C G AT TAT G CT T T A G"

Closest match: Coriaria nepalensis isolate Cnep1 chromosome 09 Common name: Masuri Berry

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[hellsitegenetics]

h..hello?

[junebug-draws]

this is so stupid but I put so much effort into this omg 

edit: don’t forget to appreciate jeremy’s socks 10/10

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[lilystrations]

"Breach of Dawn"

First full painting of the new year, after a very long week. 💔

Prints of Lugia and Ho-oh available in my store. ✨️💛✨️

[izzaneegoblino]

connor's story summed up

[afeelgoodblog]

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

[slowspinningredemption]

damn just pay them a living wage