[snoozievee]

forget the first always goes to blathers -

"the first 30k always goes to the money tree" i say to my spouse as i thrust my years wages into a hole in the garden

[snoozievee]

FUCK YES

FUCK YES I LOST THE LOGIN DETAILS TO MY ACCOUNT BUT I'M BACK BABY WHOOOOO I HAVE MISSED THIS MOTHER FUCKING MESS OF ACCOUNT I NEED TO DO SOME CLEANING UP IN HERE

[snoozievee]

I'M SO SORRY I READ THAT AS MOBPISS

[snoozievee]

same energy

[liquidstar]

while im on the topic, if youre not a lesbian… you need to cut it out with all the “stupid lesbian” posts. we have been fairly vocal about those posts sometimes being uncomfortable when not made by lesbians, let me explain why.

it’s one thing if it’s a cute post about a lesbian not realizing theyre on a date or something, we all like cute stories like that and i totally get it! but these posts have gotten a lot more prevalent and a lot more blunt lately, and its not cute. there’s a reason those types of posts get so much more attention, and its not because a bunch of lesbians suddenly came out of the woodwork. normal lesbian posts usually only gain traction from lesbians and bi women rebogging them, but the second it becomes an infantizing story about how dumb and stupid and useless lesbians are everyone and their mother reblogs it. its borderline fetishizing of lesbians, this is like, the same shit we get from cishet men but with a facade of allyship. its more like fetishizing being a great ally but in reality not caring about us as people either way. its cruel. 

its cruel to be constantly called stupid, useless, and dumb by your own community, because its “cute” for the consumption of non-lesbians. how incredibly patronizing is that? its such a performative type of allyship and support. stop calling lesbians stupid and useless all the damn time, especially if youre not a lesbian. if you ARE a lesbian have some more faith in your community, but i understand its easy to believe when this notion gets constantly pushed on you. it can really effect young lesbians and the way they view themselves.

do you know why lesbians have a hard time with stuff like flirting and dates? its not because theyre idiots, its because their whole lives theyve been pressured to have a submissive heteronormative role in their relationships, one where the man makes all the moves. but there is no man. only two lesbians deeply affected by misogyny and homophobia their whole lives. they were never taught how to be the one to make a move, so dating can be tricky and often hard to figure out for them. to make this into something cute, and to call them useless idiots for it… its cruel. i dont know how much more simply i can put it. you need to knock it off. 

unlearn this to be a good ally, support us and our voices instead of constantly calling us stupid. i hope this helps people understand our discomfort with those posts, and hopefully theyll realize this and make better efforts from now on. this is not a call-out, im not saying youre a bad person, but if youre on our side youll understand this is an issue for us and youll at least make an effort to stop. we, the entire lgbt community, wouldnt be where we are now without our lesbian foremothers. lesbians arent useless.

[liquidstar]

this has 900 notes and only 300 reblogs, almost all by other lesbians. compared to the amount of attention “useless lesbian” memes get its really telling. i know that people don’t want to acknowledge that they have the capacity to be lesbphobic, but it doesnt make you a bad person if you make an effort not to be, even if you have made these mistakes in the past. you know what that effort looks like? boosting our voices!! especially if youve reblogged harmful “useless lesbian” stuff in the past, the point of this post is to educate, so its ok if youve only now realized it was at our expense.

if you want to help us, if you want to show us youre making an effort… get our voices out there!! that way, hopefully, the rotten trend will start to die and people will stop pushing the idea that lesbians are useless and stupid. thats so cruel to lesbians who have gone through so much pain and confusion to figure things out only to be called useless for it, and so harmful to lesbians who are only now starting to piece together who they are only to find out their identity is associated with stupidity.

thats why reblogs are important! thats why people getting the message out there matters! if you can reblog useless lesbian memes but not help lesbians get their voices across on important issues, can you really call yourself an ally? if no one hears us, how are they gonna know to stop? 

you dont HAVE to reblog, youre not obligated to, i understand this is heavy subject matter and you just wanna keep things light, i get it! no one will be upset or hurt if you just like it, but i want you to understand that a reblog will help us out a lot more.

[snoozievee]

again, usually don't reblog stuff and i want to keep things light as mentioned but it's an important issue that needs to be shared

[snoozievee]

all might is sans: a thread.

[snoozievee]

this is definitely cannon

[mayordream]

Animal Crossing Discord Server

Looking for people to join! We are a community of landscaping lovers! There is chat channels, town share, photo share, and a channel to share your dream address.

Also, it’s a Garden Supply service! I have landscaping items available to players for free, no trading or bells necessary. Come join the Garden server!

https://discord.gg/ddbwYDa

Join the Eden's Garden Supply Discord Server!

Check out the Eden's Garden Supply community on Discord - hang out with 44 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[snoozievee]

don't usually retweet stuff but honestly such a wholesome community, please join and retweet to spread the wholesome-ness :)))

[snoozievee]

Tom Nook: yes, yes, the trifling cost of your addition comes to 1,000,000 bells. Pocket change, really.

Mayor: yeah okay

Also Mayor: *restarts town*

Tom Nook:

[snoozievee]

The modern day equivalent of the white rabbit from alice in wonderland saying 'i'm late, i'm late for a very important date!' whilst constantly checking his stop watch is school children speed walking to get to the building their lesson is in whilst saying 'i'm late *shit*, i'm late *fuck*, how am i ever going to graduate? *breaking down, mentally not dance-wise*' whilst constantly checking their phone to reaffirm that they're late.

[snoozievee]

before i die i would like to order everything off the instagram food explore page

[snoozievee]

uncomfortable concepts #1 bathroom edition

- the toilet water flushing warm water

- holding the toilet lid open for people as courtesy

- the water from the shower comes up from the ground instead of down from a showerhead

-the water from the shower is concentrated like a tap and doesn't come down as individual droplets

- using shampoo and conditioner to wash body hairs

- drying your body off with a blow dryer

- washing whilst wearing clothes

- showers become horizontal and baths become vertical

fun twist: i've done/experienced one of these and you must figure out which one

[snoozievee]

i find it weird how that to represent the character is thinking and not speaking in anime, the voice actor puts on a softer voice. now i don't know about you but every other word i think i am silently screaming at full capacity.

[snoozievee]

Naruto Shippuden Plotline

Mardara: I have Hashirama’s cells

Obito: I have Hashirama’s cells

Kabuto: I have Hashirama’s cells

White Zetsu: I have Hashirama’s cells

Yamato: *dying*

[snoozievee]

there is legitimately an episode called hashirama's cells

[snoozievee]

Naruto Shippuden Plotline

Mardara: I have Hashirama's cells

Obito: I have Hashirama's cells

Kabuto: I have Hashirama's cells

White Zetsu: I have Hashirama's cells

Yamato: *dying*

[snoozievee]

listening to the animal crossing soundtrack puts me in both a premature mid-life crisis and an exsistential crisis while simultaneously filling me with a deep sadness. however, it also puts me at a level of peace that can't be obtained through any normal human means. and that is the power of not paying off your loans in a video game.

[snoozievee]

recognising loss despite being oversimplified is the best at demonstrating human recognition ability?

may i present to you the sad face :(