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delphina2k

Choose Your Alignment stickers

as an overthinker i really need things made clear to me

xsumluna

“Time to run again? Love the running!”

↳ “Rose" (1.01) & ″The Halloween Apocalypse” (13.01)

lesbiantahani

oldboxofbarbsstuff

Shoutout to that time this butterfly gave up his firstborn child to me as a reward for saving his wife

sagihairius

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

dragon-in-a-fez

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

bloodfreakpropaganda

I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

nyanbinyuri

impactings-deactivated20240405

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

sheepdippedmax

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

fluoride-bomb

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

grand-lunarch-of-avacyn

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

girlbossjodiarias

How is this website free

gravywheels

It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

margauxwill

I pay dearly for every post.

queenciityconfidential

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious