Solomon 7:7

Trilestified by the Argon beam, this cigarette lighter is now aware of itself

[mothcub]

:)

[not100bees]

The thing about being an atheist is that there really is no winning. If you just criticize the religion you grew up in and live around, people will be like, "Why don't you criticize other religions? You just have religious trauma and are taking it out on religion." And if you do criticize other religions people are like, "You don't know what you're talking about, and you're only criticizing that religion because you're bigoted against them." People just want you to shut up accept theo-fascism.

[bobdylanyaoi]

“Subverting” Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how “Wound of Christ” from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risqué way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isn’t just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christ’s foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internet…where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in fact…you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think you’re so different than…from “subverted” Catholic art.

[bihetrodon]

@socklops

[cryptid-sighting]

Safe, for another day

[okiitos]

Wrong!! Caucasian upon ye!

[socklops]

[byjove]

[peelingmandarins]

the russian fake lesbian duo tatu made better music than chappell roan

[thecryptkeeper]

[mini-wrants]

I can’t with corset-fuckers, I really cannot.

Everyday, women around the world put ground mica on their eyelids and pigmented clay on their mouths and cheeks in the form of eyeshadow, blush, lipstick, and foundation, because wearing makeup is expected of women.

Everyday, women wear high heels and other uncomfortable shoes not because they want to, but because it’s expected for working in a professional setting.

Everyday, women squeeze themselves into spanx and other restrictive undergarments, because having loose flesh and ripples in the skin is “unseemly”, and the expectation is that women should always be wearing tight fitting clothing.

Everyday, women start new juice cleanse diets or pound laxatives to lose weight, because being fat is synonymous with being lazy and stupid and gross. Sometimes those women die from it.

“You just expect me to believe 95% of the women in ye olden times were idiots who liked to torture themselves” no, I expect you to believe that it’s very easy to pressure a large majority of a population to act in a way that’s detrimental to their own health and comfort, because going against societal expectations can make it harder to find/keep a job, get promoted, or be treated with respect.

[mini-wrants]

I’m making this rebloggable again now that Thin Is Definitely In.

[theehorsepusssy]

[beirarowling]

J.K. Rowling photographed in 1999

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[eurofox]

No one handles criticism worse than people who are chronically late to everything.

You'll get every excuse in the book, the diagnosis, time blindness, the 'it's not that deep 🙄', some unheard of sleep disorder that overpowers every alarm ever made, right up to saying it's better to cut people out of their life entirely if those people dare mention that having to put everything on hold every fucking time because you can't sort your shit out is actually quite rude and disrespectful.

[yodaprod]

1993

[yodaprod]

1993

[yodaprod]

1993

[yodaprod]

1993