what’s our next big submarine movie?

25 | queer socialist | they/them • i write things (#weretheweirdaliens) • @softlysuited on AO3 • i build with LEGOs • fun vintage suits • clone wars fan zero aphobia, terf/swerf/radfem rhetoric, or exclusionism!

[stateownedslut]

Not masturbating: reactionary

Cumming: accelerationist, left-deviation

Edging: a sign of the principled and measured revolutionary

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[ex0skeletal]

Happy Pride Month! Here is a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal]

It’s that time again! Happy Pride Month! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Bi Visibility Day! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Bi Visibility Day 2020! Still celebrating

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride Month! Still extremely bi and having a great time!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2022!! I become more bisexual and powerful with each passing year!!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2023! Still celebrating being a big ol’ queer!

(You can buy this shirt here from a queer-owned business btw)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2024! More bisexual than ever!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Celebrating pride 2025 despite all this fucking bullshit! We are not going away!!!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy pride 2026!!! I’m so fucking sleepy!!!! And still incredibly bisexual

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[heroofthreefaces]

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

[octophat]

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[wannabemumma]

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

[girlnephew]

[gentlyorbiting]

i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]