From the Future btw

Any pronouns except they/them, IM A TIME TRAVELER I come from the FUTURE and I'm here to spread inexplicable TRUTHS

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Intro post!

HELLO. I, amm a time traveler. I am FROM THE FUTURE I know EVERYTHING it says so right here ⬇️

See? Totally legitimate.

ANYWAY I will answer all your questions about the future AND I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. always. No matter what. Prommy.

Ooc;

Hi, if you wanna talk to irl me; I go by Calypso & Rise. Any pronouns except they/them (use it/it's if you're unsure ,p) I'm always happy to yap, I love anything you love bc I'm a people pleaser & conflict avoidant (unless you hurt my friends) uhmmm anyway yea.

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Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

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THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

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What am I in the future

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Like your job?

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just in general

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in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

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no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

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you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

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NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

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you can't deny the future

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I ABSOLUTELY CAN

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Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

[copyright-offical]

I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

[soggysaucepackets]

Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

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Uh

I deny these claims

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I deny your denial of said claims

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uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

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Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

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OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

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…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

[soggysaucepackets]

BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

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what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

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fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

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I will.

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you will what?

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Deny of course

[soggysaucepackets]

.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

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…right

[soggysaucepackets]

Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy so…

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WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

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NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

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…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

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🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

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Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

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ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

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…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

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i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

[copyright-offical]

Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

[soggysaucepackets]

Oh?

[copyright-offical]

His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

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Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

[copyright-offical]

…I see.

so do we do it or..?

[soggysaucepackets]

STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

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SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

[copyright-offical]

Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

[copyright-offical]

…

who tops?

[soggysaucepackets]

Who do you THINK tops? The sexy time traveller, or the sexy femboy?

[copyright-offical]

Ok Jeez, you could’ve just said it…

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SIKE btw it was BOTH of us coz I'm a cool switch hehehe. ANYWAY MOVING ON FROM THIS AWKWARD NOT YET OCCURED MOMENT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

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you have a better topic?

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Not... Really...

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Thought so!

[soggysaucepackets]

shut up, you're, like, dead in my time.

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WHAT

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i got my time travelling license in 3077, like, three years ago, you really think you're still alive then?

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Well I uh…

kinda have a god that won’t let me die in this timeline…

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oh yea no dw that got sorted out, you died just like any other previously immortal being

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Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

[copyright-offical]

What am I in the future

[soggysaucepackets]

Like your job?

[copyright-offical]

just in general

[soggysaucepackets]

in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

[copyright-offical]

no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

[copyright-offical]

NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't deny the future

[copyright-offical]

I ABSOLUTELY CAN

[soggysaucepackets]

Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

[copyright-offical]

I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

[soggysaucepackets]

Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

[copyright-offical]

Uh

I deny these claims

[soggysaucepackets]

I deny your denial of said claims

[copyright-offical]

uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

[copyright-offical]

Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

[soggysaucepackets]

OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

[copyright-offical]

…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

[soggysaucepackets]

BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

[copyright-offical]

what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

[soggysaucepackets]

fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

[copyright-offical]

I will.

[soggysaucepackets]

you will what?

[copyright-offical]

Deny of course

[soggysaucepackets]

.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

[copyright-offical]

…right

[soggysaucepackets]

Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy so…

[soggysaucepackets]

WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

[copyright-offical]

NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

[copyright-offical]

…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

[soggysaucepackets]

🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

[copyright-offical]

Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

[soggysaucepackets]

ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

[copyright-offical]

…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

[soggysaucepackets]

i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

[copyright-offical]

Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

[soggysaucepackets]

Oh?

[copyright-offical]

His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

[copyright-offical]

Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

[copyright-offical]

…I see.

so do we do it or..?

[soggysaucepackets]

STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

[copyright-offical]

SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

[copyright-offical]

Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

[copyright-offical]

…

who tops?

[soggysaucepackets]

Who do you THINK tops? The sexy time traveller, or the sexy femboy?

[copyright-offical]

Ok Jeez, you could’ve just said it…

[soggysaucepackets]

SIKE btw it was BOTH of us coz I'm a cool switch hehehe. ANYWAY MOVING ON FROM THIS AWKWARD NOT YET OCCURED MOMENT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

[copyright-offical]

you have a better topic?

[soggysaucepackets]

Not... Really...

[copyright-offical]

Thought so!

[soggysaucepackets]

shut up, you're, like, dead in my time.

[copyright-offical]

WHAT

[soggysaucepackets]

i got my time travelling license in 3077, like, three years ago, you really think you're still alive then?

[copyright-offical]

Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

[copyright-offical]

What am I in the future

[soggysaucepackets]

Like your job?

[copyright-offical]

just in general

[soggysaucepackets]

in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

[copyright-offical]

no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

[copyright-offical]

NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't deny the future

[copyright-offical]

I ABSOLUTELY CAN

[soggysaucepackets]

Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

[copyright-offical]

I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

[soggysaucepackets]

Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

[copyright-offical]

Uh

I deny these claims

[soggysaucepackets]

I deny your denial of said claims

[copyright-offical]

uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

[copyright-offical]

Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

[soggysaucepackets]

OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

[copyright-offical]

…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

[soggysaucepackets]

BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

[copyright-offical]

what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

[soggysaucepackets]

fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

[copyright-offical]

I will.

[soggysaucepackets]

you will what?

[copyright-offical]

Deny of course

[soggysaucepackets]

.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

[copyright-offical]

…right

[soggysaucepackets]

Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy so…

[soggysaucepackets]

WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

[copyright-offical]

NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

[copyright-offical]

…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

[soggysaucepackets]

🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

[copyright-offical]

Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

[soggysaucepackets]

ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

[copyright-offical]

…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

[soggysaucepackets]

i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

[copyright-offical]

Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

[soggysaucepackets]

Oh?

[copyright-offical]

His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

[copyright-offical]

Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

[copyright-offical]

…I see.

so do we do it or..?

[soggysaucepackets]

STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

[copyright-offical]

SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

[copyright-offical]

Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

[copyright-offical]

…

who tops?

[soggysaucepackets]

Who do you THINK tops? The sexy time traveller, or the sexy femboy?

[copyright-offical]

Ok Jeez, you could’ve just said it…

[soggysaucepackets]

SIKE btw it was BOTH of us coz I'm a cool switch hehehe. ANYWAY MOVING ON FROM THIS AWKWARD NOT YET OCCURED MOMENT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

[copyright-offical]

you have a better topic?

[soggysaucepackets]

Not... Really...

[copyright-offical]

Thought so!

[soggysaucepackets]

shut up, you're, like, dead in my time.

[daialune]

you don’t laugh that hard with me

i had to..

[stawpicouldadroppedmacroissant]

HEAR ME OUT ON THE GLOINK

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

And you said I was weird for hearing out the Mind Flayer!!

[copyright-offical]

Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

[copyright-offical]

What am I in the future

[soggysaucepackets]

Like your job?

[copyright-offical]

just in general

[soggysaucepackets]

in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

[copyright-offical]

no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

[copyright-offical]

NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't deny the future

[copyright-offical]

I ABSOLUTELY CAN

[soggysaucepackets]

Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

[copyright-offical]

I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

[soggysaucepackets]

Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

[copyright-offical]

Uh

I deny these claims

[soggysaucepackets]

I deny your denial of said claims

[copyright-offical]

uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

[copyright-offical]

Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

[soggysaucepackets]

OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

[copyright-offical]

…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

[soggysaucepackets]

BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

[copyright-offical]

what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

[soggysaucepackets]

fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

[copyright-offical]

I will.

[soggysaucepackets]

you will what?

[copyright-offical]

Deny of course

[soggysaucepackets]

.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

[copyright-offical]

…right

[soggysaucepackets]

Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy so…

[soggysaucepackets]

WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

[copyright-offical]

NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

[copyright-offical]

…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

[soggysaucepackets]

🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

[copyright-offical]

Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

[soggysaucepackets]

ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

[copyright-offical]

…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

[soggysaucepackets]

i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

[copyright-offical]

Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

[soggysaucepackets]

Oh?

[copyright-offical]

His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

[copyright-offical]

Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

[copyright-offical]

…I see.

so do we do it or..?

[soggysaucepackets]

STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

[copyright-offical]

SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

[copyright-offical]

Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

[copyright-offical]

…

who tops?

[soggysaucepackets]

Who do you THINK tops? The sexy time traveller, or the sexy femboy?

[copyright-offical]

Ok Jeez, you could’ve just said it…

[soggysaucepackets]

SIKE btw it was BOTH of us coz I'm a cool switch hehehe. ANYWAY MOVING ON FROM THIS AWKWARD NOT YET OCCURED MOMENT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

[copyright-offical]

you have a better topic?

[soggysaucepackets]

Not... Really...

[loserferret]

hot boys sleep with plushies and imagine they're cuddling another man

[frooglet]

'you already said happy pride mo-'

DO I LOOK LIKE I GAF? VOMITING RAINBOWS ON YOU NOW. ❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤💛💜💛🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵❤️‍🧡💛💚💜❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜❤️‍🧡💛💚💙💜

[copyright-offical]

Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

[copyright-offical]

What am I in the future

[soggysaucepackets]

Like your job?

[copyright-offical]

just in general

[soggysaucepackets]

in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

[copyright-offical]

no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

[copyright-offical]

NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't deny the future

[copyright-offical]

I ABSOLUTELY CAN

[soggysaucepackets]

Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

[copyright-offical]

I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

[soggysaucepackets]

Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

[copyright-offical]

Uh

I deny these claims

[soggysaucepackets]

I deny your denial of said claims

[copyright-offical]

uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

[copyright-offical]

Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

[soggysaucepackets]

OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

[copyright-offical]

…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

[soggysaucepackets]

BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

[copyright-offical]

what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

[soggysaucepackets]

fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

[copyright-offical]

I will.

[soggysaucepackets]

you will what?

[copyright-offical]

Deny of course

[soggysaucepackets]

.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

[copyright-offical]

…right

[soggysaucepackets]

Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy so…

[soggysaucepackets]

WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

[copyright-offical]

NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

[copyright-offical]

…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

[soggysaucepackets]

🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

[copyright-offical]

Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

[soggysaucepackets]

ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

[copyright-offical]

…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

[soggysaucepackets]

i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

[copyright-offical]

Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

[soggysaucepackets]

Oh?

[copyright-offical]

His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

[copyright-offical]

Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

[copyright-offical]

…I see.

so do we do it or..?

[soggysaucepackets]

STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

[copyright-offical]

SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

[copyright-offical]

Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

[copyright-offical]

…

who tops?

[soggysaucepackets]

Who do you THINK tops? The sexy time traveller, or the sexy femboy?

[copyright-offical]

Ok Jeez, you could’ve just said it…

[soggysaucepackets]

SIKE btw it was BOTH of us coz I'm a cool switch hehehe. ANYWAY MOVING ON FROM THIS AWKWARD NOT YET OCCURED MOMENT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[lord-of-the-noodles]

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

[asideblogofyours]

time travelers

[techno-danger]

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

[asideblogofyours]

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

[unluckyshinyhunter]

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

[asideblogofyours]

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

[richard189381184]

what the FUCK is going on here

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

[ichigo-idealmental]

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

[thetacoseasoning]

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

[no-one-offical]

doesn’t 1 have an e?

[the-great-mage-offical]

THIS POST IS OKDER THAN MOST WIZARDS ON THE COUNCIL, BOW ARE WE STILL ARGUING ABOUT THIS

[no-one-offical]

Maybe because the argument started like 7 years ago, and 7 is an odd number without e

[cutesylittledemon]

s*E*v*E*n

Or, according to @no-one-offical, SVN.

[no-one-offical]

Oh I thought it was spelled Stephan… the t is silent

[cutesylittledemon]

There is an e in Stephan.

[no-one-offical]

What e? there’s no e in Stephan? there’s S… T…. whatever that letter is… P…. H… A… and M

[cutesylittledemon]

“Stephan”

Copy-pasted from your previous additions.

[genuine-tea-addict]

HOLY FUCK IVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[utterlyobsessedwitheverything]

I AM SHITTING BRICKS THIS IS HILARIOUS

[your-average-shit-poster]

IM DYING I HADNT SEEN THE ADDITIONS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POST BRO

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

All my classmates in a single post.

[copyright-offical]

Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

[copyright-offical]

What am I in the future

[soggysaucepackets]

Like your job?

[copyright-offical]

just in general

[soggysaucepackets]

in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

[copyright-offical]

no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

[copyright-offical]

NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't deny the future

[copyright-offical]

I ABSOLUTELY CAN

[soggysaucepackets]

Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

[copyright-offical]

I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

[soggysaucepackets]

Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

[copyright-offical]

Uh

I deny these claims

[soggysaucepackets]

I deny your denial of said claims

[copyright-offical]

uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

[copyright-offical]

Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

[soggysaucepackets]

OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

[copyright-offical]

…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

[soggysaucepackets]

BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

[copyright-offical]

what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

[soggysaucepackets]

fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

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I will.

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you will what?

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Deny of course

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.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

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…right

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Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

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well I’m not a femboy so…

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WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

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NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

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…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

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🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

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Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

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ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

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…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

[soggysaucepackets]

i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

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Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

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Oh?

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His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

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Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

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…I see.

so do we do it or..?

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STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

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SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

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Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

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…

who tops?

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Who do you THINK tops? The sexy time traveller, or the sexy femboy?

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Femboy.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

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THE FUTURE BITCH (kindly) AND I COME WITH THE TRUTH, that you, are a femboy. And a twink at that.

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What am I in the future

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Like your job?

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just in general

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in the future you finally except your place on this earth as a femboy, you spend many hours of your day wearing cute skirts and serving people as a waiter BECAUSE ONLY AI GETS GOOD FUCKING JOBS and you refuse to date anyone that's not an Alpha

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no I’m so manly trust that’s why I date men

I’m not a femboy twink I swear

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't escape your BIRTH RIGHT you will embrace it soon enough.

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NO I SWEAR I’M NOT

[soggysaucepackets]

you can't deny the future

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I ABSOLUTELY CAN

[soggysaucepackets]

Alright fine, you can DENY it, but you can't ESCAPE it.

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I’m most likely faster when not wearing programmer socks

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Whatever you say autistic twink femboy who needs compression socks to breathe

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Uh

I deny these claims

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I deny your denial of said claims

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uh

@judge-offical

Is that a thing????

[soggysaucepackets]

EVEN IF ITS NOT A THING you're still wrong. And I'm right. Cus I'm from the future and know everything. Its says so riiiiiiiiiiight in the fine print. Really easy to find actually. Honestly don't you read contracts? No wonder you're friends with a judge, I recall now how often you get into legal disputes.

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Fine print?!

Contracts?!

Do you know my lore?!

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OFCOURSE I DO I KNOW EVERYTHING I just uhhh there's so much knowledge in my big HUMONGOUS brain that I can't uhmm KEEP IT ALL CONSCIOUS 24/7 ok?? Stop bullying me and read the damn contract. Its says it right there. Clear as they eye can see.

*Insert comically large magnifying glass*

Riiiiiiiighhhhhhttttttttt there.

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…right.

[soggysaucepackets]

LOOK! I HAVE PROOF! wait two seconds. Maybe 3.

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BEHOLD my totally legitimate PROOF

It says it right there ⬆️

[copyright-offical]

Okay, but can you back it up with a source?

[soggysaucepackets]

wh- huh- wha- that isn't proof enough?? All my sources are in the future! I'd have to travel ALL the way back home, then come ALL the way back here! IT WOULD BE POINTLESS! Do you know how many calories you burn when time travelling?? There's a reason I have like NO MASS.

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what if YOU’RE the femboy?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Your thinking small, what if BOTH of you are femboys!

@soggysaucepackets

[soggysaucepackets]

fuuuuuuuuuckkkk you beat me to itttttttt. You're so right. We ARE both femboys. But at least I don't deny it!

[copyright-offical]

I will.

[soggysaucepackets]

you will what?

[copyright-offical]

Deny of course

[soggysaucepackets]

.... I KNEW THAT

Cus, y'know, heh, I know everything. 😎😏

[copyright-offical]

…right

[soggysaucepackets]

Grrrrrr you should believe me!!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy so…

[soggysaucepackets]

WRONGGGG you're a femboy.

[copyright-offical]

NO

[soggysaucepackets]

You're just scared to accept your femboyism, because when you do, no one will care about you, or your little Twink skirts, anymore. That's the real reason you deny the claims, the real reason you avoid the truth, because you're TERRIFIED that people won't want to talk to you anymore once you come out. It's ok, I understand, not all of us have a big enough penis to go against societies opinions of ourselves. And from my all knowing future-ness, your penis is certainly micro.

(sorry this is is kinda mean)

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…ouch.

wait did you just imply we had sex

[soggysaucepackets]

🫪

YOU DONT GET TO KNOW THAT INFORMATION

Also you didn't deny it so I'm right.

[copyright-offical]

Ok wait I deny it but can we go back to that other part for a sec

[soggysaucepackets]

ITS TOO LATE TO DENY IT SHUT UP

And what other thing that's all we've been talking about HAHAHAHA wdymmmmm?

[copyright-offical]

yeah wait you know a surprising amount about me specifically

Anything you wanna tell the class?

[soggysaucepackets]

i know a SURPRISING AMOUNT about EVERYONE, actually, so like.

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW IN THIS CURRENT MOMENT SEXUAL INTERACTION HAS

NOT.

OCCURED.

BETWEEN.

US.

[copyright-offical]

…

At least buy me a drink first..?

Or

wait

do I buy the drink?

how does this work?

[soggysaucepackets]

i mean I wouldn't mind getting drinks together - No! I'm here to inform the masses about the future! NOT get flustered by a femboy that refuses to accept he's a femboy!

[copyright-offical]

well I’m not a femboy but uh

So, what happens if you change the future?

[soggysaucepackets]

The future CANT be changed, no matter how badly you fuck up the past. Its a cool fun fact. But ALSO Everytime you make a decision an alternate universe is created, so there's one specific universe you consciously exist in, which the outcome of which can not be changed, but there's infinite other universes where the changed future occurs. ANYWAY you better not be just using me for information. That's mean. And I'd know if you were!

[copyright-offical]

Y’know, there’s one person in no other world or universe

Only this one

[soggysaucepackets]

Oh?

[copyright-offical]

His name is Kamhill.

Anyways, I’ll tell you about him later

[soggysaucepackets]

that breaks, like, ALL THE LAWS of EVERYTHING but you have me intrigued, perhaps there is ONE thing my superiors didn't teach me about BUT ONLY ONE

[copyright-offical]

Yeah I dunno really how or what he is

Anyway, what is the future like

apart from the whole femboy thing

actually, I’m surprised they haven’t invented a new fashion style

did they?

[soggysaucepackets]

THE FUTURE IS BULLSHIT no one gets high paying job, that's all the fucking clankers job, the only thing that's really prevailed is live arts, like plays, or drag shows, and customer service because even ai can't handle angry customers.

New fashion styles are invented daily, but most self aware people stick to the roots of pre '25 stylisation, it's where we really peaked in fashion reliability. Unaware people where the cheap shitty AI outfits made out of ocean plastic! At least we're cancelling out pollution, WRONG! Pollution is worse than ever! Ha. ha. ha.

You're LUCKILY aware enough to only contribute what's major Italy unavoidable.

[copyright-offical]

…I see.

so do we do it or..?

[soggysaucepackets]

STOP ASKING IF WE'VE HAD SEX OR NOT!!

This isn't my first time here, in the past I mean, but it's my first time this far back.. other times we've met, you've been.. older, more mature, so, I mean..

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SO WE HAVE!

[soggysaucepackets]

😳😖

...

OK SO MAYBE WE HAVE but it hasn't technically happened yet so like, go away..

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Wait, yet?

[soggysaucepackets]

you're a version I haven't cracked yet, in a few years that'll change

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[wintertheglaceon]

[mysweetoddbird]

listen to me. if youre aro you have to be louder about it. i dont care how loud about it you are already you have to be louder. if we have to be surrounded knee deep by amatonormativity all the time every day its good for the soul to be loud and annoying about your aromanticism

[issamnesie]

any transmac seeing this, i wish you a very gender euphoric day

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[stawpicouldadroppedmacroissant]

[im-bad-at-names-okay]

you and me both twin

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me three gang