solaris

it is the brightest among us who rest in the shadows, eyes squinting at the light, not knowing it comes from them. https://linktr.ee/solarissuns

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[solarissuns]

i will never ever forgive the community for allowing First Kill to get axed but hyping up Heated Rivalry so much. First Kill was fucking PEAK and sapphic shows never make it.

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[solarissuns]

and one day you won’t look the same as you did in the last pictures you have with them and you have to wonder… will they recognize you when it’s your turn?

[solarissuns]

oh so Tiktok is down for the United States btw. Censorship WILL follow because they know we use Tiktok to inform each other about ICE and they want to make us ignorant

[thexgrayxlady]

Eragon initially doesn't see any resemblance between Roran and Murtagh.

Until he fucks up in some way, at which point they, in near perfect sync, begin Stern Older Sibling Scolding. It is like being lectured by someone in a mirror. At which point he starts to realize that, unbeknownst to him, introducing them to each other was a calculated risk, and while he can now read, he is bad at math.

[formerlyjannafaye]

posting your fic on AO3 like

[ducksoup17]

yeah bro my love for you is intrinsically woven into the very fabric of the narrative and is continuously the reason i find it within myself to keep on fighting and has actually empowered me to save myself and many others on multiple occasions but it’s fine if you don’t like me back or whatever

[transexualpirate]

"at least venezuela lost a dictator" "the good thing about trump's invasion" "maduro deserved it" oh my god some of you are dangerously susceptible to fascist propaganda.

unfriendly and honestly hostile reminder that trump isn't invading venezuela because maduro is a dictator, or because of drug cartels. he's doing it only and exclusively because they have desirable oil reserves and no other reason. reminder that venezuela is a comparatively poor country that will never financially recover from this. reminder that venezuelans are suffering with the bombing and the air strikes. reminder that trump did it to steal from them and no one did anything. reminder that this sets a dangerous precedent and now all trump has to do to invade another country is claim they're in a dictatorship. reminder that trump is a fascist dictator.

this will only be bad, for venezuelans and for all of latin america (and possibly the whole world) in the long run. trump did this not to help the venezuelans or their country, but to steal their petrol and get away with it. and he will. because that's what dictators do.

[laws-long-ass-sword]

It's like, One Piece is a dystopian fiction, it's a great modern day epic, it's an annoying cartoon, it's a technical marvel, it's a work of a genius, it's a shitty beat 'em up shonen anime, it's annoying, it's an impressive piece of character writing and world building, it's about pirates, it made me cry until I threw up, it's annoying, it's a one of a kind spectacular story, it's bad, it's incredible, its got lots of big boobs

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[solarissuns]

don’t forget about spirk too grandmas were so right about that

[moonlitglade]

if you ever see newt grabbing thomas by the arm and dragging him around do NOT help him. thomas is right where he wants to be

[sethrogensmohel]

militarized fascist hell

[babushkahobbies]

I love living in a militarized fascist hell where I feel safer when I see guns because I know they’re there to keep me safe. I love living in the militarized fascist hell where my ancestors lived thousands of years ago. I can’t wait to enlist one day

[tamamita]

[solarissuns]

i’m fucking stoked. no one knows the absolute exalted state of successfully bullying your local government in a public forum to the point that they cave to you. i’m powerful. i’m invincible. i made a mayor so scared he did what i said.

(they quoted my great aunt $1,000,000usd to repave her fucked up road and i thought that was bullshit so i bullied the mayor about it)

[solarissuns]

the concept of the world of eragon having magical elven gender affirming care

[solarissuns]

i can’t wait for the Eragon show because YES we do have gorgeous ethereal classic elves but we also have little freaky uncanny elves with magical sexy furry appearances and i think that’s beautiful