new chapter, three months later, and is that a vampire hunt?
Having been continuously haunted by ghosts, the villagers down the mountain couldn’t take it any longer and asked a few cultivators who were passing by to go up the mountain together and destroy the root of the hauntings.
EDIT: ARE THEY ROLE-PLAYING?
His hands involuntarily tightened, and the other’s surprise turned into terror, “Ow, it’s so painful. Let me go, HanGuang-Jun. I won’t dare do such a thing ever again. Don’t seize me like this, and please don’t tie me up, or force me onto the ground…”
no wwx, it doesn’t totally sound like you are giving him useful ideas, noooooooooo
He finally interrupted him, “… Stop fooling around.”
Wei WuXian was right in the middle of his plea, surprised, “Why? I haven’t finished begging for mercy yet.”
“…” Lan WangJi, “You beg for mercy every day. Stop fooling around.”
Wei WuXian drew nearer toward him, whispering, “Isn’t it what you wanted… Everyday means everyday.”
*chokes* everyday IS everyday, you show him! omg TOO SMOOTH. GOSH, WWX, TEACH ME HOW IT’S DONE
EDIT 4: OKAY WHAT’S ALL THIS
YOU THROW US IN A FOREST WITH CORPSES FALLING LIKE RAIN AND THEN WANGXIAN JUST CREATES A MOOD AND WWX TEASE THE HELL OUT OF LWJ AND THEN
Yet, Wei WuXian lifted his face all at once and dodged his lips.
He raised a brow, “Call me Gege.”
Wei WuXian, “Call me Gege. I’ll let you kiss me if you do.”
“…” Lan WangJi’s lips fluttered.
I TOLD YOU MDZS IS ALL ABOUT THIS GEGE KINK WE ALL HAVE, NOW, daddy kink is old story now, LWJ IS KINDA TEMPTED OMG LWJ SAYING GEGE WOULD BE-
EDIT 5: well, we all knew wwx was a bdsm addicted, AREN’T WE HAPPY!?!?!??!
also, can i make a wild guess and say that the ghost haunting that place is wwx himself? ahahahhah maybe the noises the villagers heard were from wangxian having amazing sex everydaaaaaay- *joking, i’m joking, pls not in a graveyard wwx!!*
EDIT 6: LITTLE MIANMIAN? OOOOOOOH LONG TIME NO SEE- poor baby, they totally shocked her!!!! she’ll grow up into a wonderful fujoshi (maybe). but it’s so good to see mianmian, and we have a name!
EDIT 7: mianmian is too cute, she doesn’t thank wwx because “he did bad things” awwww, you innocent, pretty child! let’s all thank maiden luo for this cute little flower (she called her mianmian!!!) and for providing us information about wwx and lwj’s status right now in the cultivation world.
EDIT 8: OKAY WANGXIAN AT WORK ONCE AGAIN
Wei WuXian, “But this isn’t fair. Back then she should’ve seen that you were the one doing bad things to me. Why does she find me more disagreeable?” Before Lan WangJi answered, Wei WuXian spun in a circle and faced Lan WangJi, walking backwards as he continued, “Oh, I know. She definitely likes me in secret. Just like a certain somebody from back then.”
Lan WangJi brushed the nonexistent dust from his sleeve, his voice cool, “Please give me back my forehead ribbon, Wei YuanDao.”
THEY ARE FLIRTING SHAMEFULLY BEFORE OUR EYES!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCHAOJFPOQEIFO
LAN WANGJI IS UTTERLY JEALOUS
ALL HAIL WWX, MASTER OF LWJ CULTIVATION
EDIT 9: GUYS I SWEAR EVERY TIME WWX TEASES LWJ THE SKY OPENS AND I CAN HEAR HEAVEN’S MELODY, ANGELS SINGING, AN ORCHESTRA OF “IS THAT VINEGAR I SMELL” AND “THE RESPECTFUL HANGUANG JUN STEALING FOR JEALOUSY, WHAT A ROLE MODEL”
“We have prostrated thrice, so we already are… husband and wife.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DIDN’T I GET AN INVITATION-
Unable to take it any longer, Lan WangJi finally muffled his mouth with his own.
THANK YOU LWJ. but we all know you love hearing him beg and say shameless things to you-
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