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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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sorry birthright citizenship just got upheld 5-4? I don’t care if you’re one of the most racist old ghouls alive, how the hell are you making a legal argument against birthright citizenship. how are four of you fuckers going to argue against the constitution when it’s supposed to be your job to agree with it
they love to be like “well it’s not in the constitution so I just couldn’t say” but then when something is an incredibly clear-cut constitutional right they’re like “huh? what?”
There's a golden statue of Trump erected and pastors are coming to bless it.
If someone wrote about this like 2 years ago people would claim it's too on the nose and how it's trying too hard.
I think why a lot of Democratic politicians hate Mamdani because he's showing them how to get shit done. He is making promises and he is seemingly delivering on them. He's not backing down or is afraid. He's kinda showing everyone how incompetent they are.
These people are claiming Mamdani is hijacking the Democratic party when in reality he's not. Voters are voting for him, that's not hijacking anything.
One of the biggest enemies democrats have isn't even Republicans, it's out of touch democrats who don't even understand their own voters
I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
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Go forth. Be free.
Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity
It is time for me learn why the internet is mad at Jimmy Olsen
His hearts in the right place but unfortunately we do in fact need to bully this man for his choices. James Olsen, you absolute fool.
What did he do? (I don't want to use google)
What do you mean GTA 6 is going to be 80 dollars with no physical disk? I know it won't, but I hope this game fails miserably.
But it won't and it will break records and make other companies know that they can get away with this too.
They're saying physical copies of the game won't have the disk.
WHAT EVEN THE POINT OF BUYING IT THEN?!
When this shit turns a profit, expect every company to copy this exact same business model.
You just know they did this with GTA VI being the first one on purpose.
I will either wait for a physical copy or simply just never play the game.
Bag of bastards.
Same, easier for me tho since I've never played gta and the game wasn't all that appealing to me
Just saw a bunch of dudes on twitter whining because some girls go after guys their age and not older guys like them.
It's fucking hilarious
Btw the examples they use were high school girls.
These people need to be put on a list
These fuckers are literally whining about having to compete with highschool boys for the affection of highschool girls. Bring the guillotine
This is one of the tweets by the way. I cover their faces up since I'm pretty sure high schoolers wouldn't want their faces spread around for the sole reason of old dudes whining about highschool girls not finding him attractive.
The self-report is fucking wild
I’m gonna start a blog where I post nothing but this every hour of every day.
I’ll never not reblog this
I see a lot of feminists right now shutting up at the sight of this
Chainsaw fans and JJK fans are going at each other's throats because of death battle and it's hilarious
The Most Lobotomized Fandom of Today vs. The Most Lobotomized Fandom in History
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
As Gianni would say
FUCKING DIE!
What's hilarious to me is I just came back from a weekend thing, during which was this seminar about these people who can help certain people, and at one point, she warns us "Economists warn that in the next ten years, 40% of jobs will be AI". This was not any comforting after calling a guy that same weekend and he had an AI assistant that was so accurate, I thought he was an actual guy.
This, however, comforts me.
Jaune: Haha, yeah, that's crazy. Kinda reminds me of the time my parents
(ONE TRAUMATIC BACKSTORY LATER)
Ruby: 0_0
Weiss: 0_0
Blake: 0_0
Yang: 0_0
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Ruby: (Setting plate of feel good cookies)
Weiss: (Wrapping Jaune in a blankie)
Blake: (Pulls out blade)
Yang: (Tryna hold Blake back because everybody on Team RWBY is on a watchlist already)
And yet they forgot about the rest of team (J)NPR
They're hunting because they aren't on a watchlist
honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you
Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/
which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again
Stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!
Jaune:Zzzzz
Nora….*gently bites neck*
Jaune:*Bright hickey*
Blake:Now why would you do that?
Nora:He’ll wake knowing good things await outside of dreams.
Blake:…I’m not gonna steal that tactic but I suppose I’ll let it slide.
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)
RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell
Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act
Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?
MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!
FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.
RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?
Without the guide of others I assumed
That heat was merely added for the sake
Of expediting this solution’s brewing!
Half a decade I have spent, or more,
Not questioning this worldview I had made.
In fact, I am myself a bit surprised
That you might think that I, your dearest friend,
Might have a patience of sufficient stock
To wait until a pot of water boils.
FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?
The microwave will beep when it is done!
CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!
Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!
FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know
That I have not the patience, like our Root,
To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?
CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!
FROG: On what plate?
Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task
Of boiling but a single cup alone?
FROG: In minutes?
CATS'N: Yes!
FROG: I counted seven, once.
CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!
If on a middle heat you place the cup
You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.
Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate
Or even less, if you should have a pot.
FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?
You place upon the iron stove a mug?
A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?
How do these flames, though medium in height,
Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?
Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched
With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!
(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)
KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
I’m sorry but the THOUGHT that has been put into this, I actually CAN’T—
The fact that nearly every line is so metrically considered- near perfect iambic pentameter witb the occasional trochee for emphasis, but usually retaining a strong sense of rhythm nonetheless. And then the king comes in at the end, so wound in his disbelief that his response is reduced to prose.
And the even better thing about this is how easy it would have been to structure the king’s line into iambic pentameter: it is effectively already said as such because of the way wizardlyghost has phrased it, yet they haven’t!! They did not break the line, rendering what, by all typically of both Shakespearean canon and other periods context should be the character with the most command and authority in the whole play. If there was ever a more effective way to convey a genuine “what the fuck??”, I know of it not.
But it gets better!! Shakespeare regularly uses meter in order to represent class divide; the nobility usually speak in iambic pentameter, save for a few particularly chosen moments (e.g. Lady Macbeth’s descent into madness, Othello’s realisation of Desdemona’s “betrayal”) or just lines where Shakespeare needs to suggest high emotion or when a character is lost in thought. Supernatural characters like the fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the Witches in Macbeth usually speak in trochaic tetrameter, an inversion of iambic pentameter. Lower class characters, particularly those used for comic relief (usually under the influence of alcohol), speak with no structure at all: their language is plain prose. Therefore, if this is a conversation between these types of characters, as the prompt from silvergirachi suggests, why the hell are the characters speaking so eloquently???
Now, this is Tumblr. It is subsequently logical to assume that this may have merely been a humorous recreation (and a very good one at that) of the Shakespearean style in a way that is widely recognisable to an audience that may or may not have read a great deal of Shakespeare, which is understandable. However, logic is boring so I’m going to probe further into this to the point where future historians will look to this as an example of overanalysing.
The inherent eloquence of the characters here suggests an unusual subversion of the roles typically assumed in Shakespearean comedy. This could be interpreted along two major avenues: firstly, that the rhetoric displayed by the speakers is fundamentally representative of how truth can be expected even from the most seemingly pointless or ludicrous discussions. Furthermore, it could suggest that it matters not how well constructed your speeches are: if you talk bullshit, it’s going to sound that way despite your attempts to hide it.
This is similar but not identical to the second avenue of interpretation: there is the implication that the noblemen in the play are in fact the comic relief characters, therefore implying that the “common people” of the play are the ones whose influence, though not expressed in such a highly spoken manner, makes a lot more sense than whatever the hell this is. If this was a real Shakespeare play, I would call it a subtle exploration into the innate corruption of the rich and powerful. Well done, op.
Now, I doubt any of this is actually grounded analysis in any way, shape or form, but if someone else can take this to the extremes of writing a Shakespearean scene, why can I not analyse it as such? And where else to do so than Tumblr?
im in tears i didnt think anyone would put this much analysis into this‚ thank you so much
I FUCKING FOUND IT
THE SACRED TEXTS
The new pokemon actually looks surprisingly good and that's surprising as hell. They actually got underwater exploration too.
I fucking love Pombon, and the other Starters look pretty okay to me too
(Actively tried to save actual murderers btw)
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.
if you don’t reblog unfollow me right now.
You know what you have to do. SO DO IT.
be nice to men yo
fr be nice.
be nice to EVERYONE no matter how they were born <3
FRRRR! BE NICE! C’mon, I know there are people that stalk my blog. I see those notifications. Reblog this now.
Reblogging because unfortunately this still needs to be said, and as a reminder no matter your gender or sexuality you deserve to be safe and happy, I had a family member who was in a really bad situation where the perpetrator was a woman and it was horrific how people treated him for speaking out about what she did to him
if you can’t reblog you in my eyes have the same rights of a kitchen cabinet
Yall better fucking reblog this
Reblog this or I will be coming for your bones
reblogging again because noone deserves things like this happening to then
Rebloging on spamton’s account because he cares
Evil lemonade cares too
support all victims
its not that hard
Not usually one to reblog this stuff, but anyone who wouldn’t can fuck off.
Not my usual reblog type of thing, but it needs to be said
Support all victims
