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[theoneandonlyespa]

Some Ella X Tadius textposts because I'm still obsessed with them 💚

[automaticheartcrusade]

Hello Elladius/Tadella shippers, I give you this prompt idea:

AU where Ella was able to marry the Prince, and Tadius is forced to stand by and watch her be miserable, suffering at the responsibilities of being a queen and wife. One night he can’t take it anymore, he’s standing outside of the royal bedroom with a knife, thinking “it’s for the queen, I have to do this for her”- planning to kill the Prince in his sleep, only once he sneaks in, he’s faced with Ella who is also holding a knife to the sleeping Prince’s neck. And the two just…stare at each other.

[hipsternumbertwo]

He wasn't there...

[c1rclesky]

the music of Cinderella's Castle (2025)

[druculablackthorn]

behold. avalon high and text posts!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

The moon dressed as Saturn.

[stolligaseptember]

fear and loathing on the planet of kitson really had it all, didn’t it;

daisy and jemma trippin BALLS

daisy and jemma trippin balls and absolutely forgetting that they’re on one of their most important missions to date and immediately declaring GIRLS NIGHT while in a space casino

little monkey fitz!!!

davis also being high af and driving piper absolutely insane

davis: “i’m a secret agent. i’m a secret agent in SPACE.”

enoch declaring himself to be a “fine specimen” and suggesting that he and fitz become prostitutes

the line “better dead than in the brothels”

daisy and jemma declaring how much they love each other while being completely out it under a casino table

daisy calling jemma her “little british friend”

daisy still kicking absolute ass despite trippin balls and doing it after declaring “sorry boys; it’s GIRLS NIGHT”

a depressed robot

robot and human friendship

fitz painting dead alien blood on a door with said dead alien’s severed arm in order to break out of said door

“my husband, no sorry- my future husband, is behind that door. and i know that because i heard the secret dolphin signal that was specifically for me.”

fitzsimmons reunion, short as it was

and wow, i don’t think i’ve had this much fun watching aos since season 1

[allagentsofshield]

[prettyinpixiedust-deactivated20]

So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever  it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven

[sunspotpony]

Because Pi’s tags are great:

#yes good #personal headcanon: dwarves have fundamentally misunderstood human pronoun usage #and gender roles #they are very perplexed by it #eventually they went ‘fuck it apparently ‘he’ is the correct word’ #‘it’s their language and they keep using it for us’ #so then you have this situation where dwarves are cognizant of the words ‘mother’ and ‘wife’ #but not the usual use of ‘she’ secondary headcanon specific to Tolkien dwarves #dwarves that choose to bear children are held in high regard #because they are making new dwarves it is the ultimate craft #that’s what mahal did you made a new person #it is very impressive #everyone is impressed

[avelera]

Just as an additional thought, we hear that women dwarves generally stay within the mountain and are a protected, guarded subset of the dwarves. There’s not many of them, so there’s an implication that women dwarves are too precious to be allowed out.

But what if this too is a mistranslation? What if the dwarves were talking to the Men and when asked “where are all your women?” they hit a wall. They whisper amongst themselves, and eventually come back with a question, “What’s a woman?” The Men are incredulous.

“Why, the members of your race that bear children, of course!“ 

More dwarven whispering.

They reach the conclusion that Men mean dwarves who are currently pregnant. Well! Of course those dwarves are currently safe within the mountain, well cared for and generally loathe to travel until the child is born. The Men take this to mean that all dwarven women are discouraged from traveling, and that their primary purpose is childbearing. Dwarves find this a satisfactory outcome, especially with the way Men treat their women, and so even when the misunderstanding becomes clear to them they never correct it.

[frankenmouse]

I like these. I like these a lot.

[dhabitahpunk-art]

A very long due portrait painting of my fav character on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD (which is like the best TV show ever). 🍋🍋

Time taken: 3.5 hours

Reference: Jeff Ward as Deke Shaw

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[somerandomnotes]

honestly i’d probably also throw quite the hissy fit if i was denied the love of leopold fitz

[golldenvallion]

Boo, Bitch is exactly the sappy, wierd, bullshit 80's rip off show about teen drama and friendships that I needed and I'm so happy it exists. Realy needed that stupid dumb emotional roller-coaster in my live.

[spirithummelanderson]

Fate CAN'T end like this

[somerandomnotes]

this show was trash but i’m invested now

[tim-lucy]

sophie: *exists* sid: my skin is clear. my crops are thriving. my grades are up. i have 20/20 vision. the sun is shining. my depression is cured.

[goodluckisak]

i finally caught up on how i met your father and im soooo into the sophie x sid long game

[reyturnofbensolo]

💕

[chosetobethisway]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN