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if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

dottieflops

was this the true predecessor to kicking your pussy up the wall

awh0reforlouist91

lets be real tho

holanov and phan? nuhuh

skip and phan? ya-uh

dnp constantly being like oh we are heated rivalry expect for the sport its like BABES no you aren't you are literally scott and kip expect you're both famous

soupy-soul0

This fanfic shit is easy @phan-is-not-real @phan-is-actually-real

northirish

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

getocakes

somerandompersoncallednobody

I think they don't know

sawed-on-shotgun

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

sallytwo

like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore

thehighvisionary

A TWO PARTER!!!!

Were-Cowboys? X Elsas song - the amazing devil

This was more difficult than I'd like to admit but oh well

@itsm0onshine u said you wanted Elsas song so her you go hehe

I now have sfth and rfth to that song so

ALSO, THERES ANOTHER VERSION

Idk why, i just fancied doung red string

I dont have much to say abt this tbh

I may post these individually just so theyre bugger but idk

<33

reunitedinterlude

the punchline to the editing tips saga <3

bonus:

phautism-diagnosis

Phan proof videos pre-hiatus: invasive, obsessive, little weird

Phan proof videos post-hiatus: tongue-in-cheek, little funny

Phan proof videos post-hard launch: peak comedy

phumblr

in case u needed to hear it today

fleev

Illustrations based on longforms i loved from sfth !

supergraphicultrasupersonicwoman

the concept. of 2009 phil lester kissing his mysterious lover from the internet while actively recording their collab q&a that involves them having cat noses and whiskers drawn onto their faces with sharpie and then. clipping it and posting it as an unlisted video on youtube. and sending it to him saying “lol.” wtf is wrong with him.

petermustdie

"im not even 100% committed to phil" you've been together for 16 years i actually dont want to hear it from you

kindlylicksomegrass

I think I really captured his essence

the-devils-keeper-deactivated20

replace one word of your url with bitch

thetyrannytranny

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

drudg30n

mine woulf be bitch. just bitch

simonsays-begaydocrime

idk if i would do bitchsays-begaydocrime, simonsays-bebitchdocrine, or simonsays-begaydobitch(es?)

kinda like them all

idontexist734

bitchdontexist734 is fun

sell-my-soul

sell-my-bitch

heartattackinblackdye

bitchattackinblackdye… i kind of like it

novalunarabem

novalunabitch (it works bc of how we made “lunarabem” trust)

If people don’t agree that it works, then just novabitch

i-am-basement

I-am-bitch

Makes sense

Open tags

one-and-only-dandeo

one-and-only-bitch

lolz

wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99

wouldntyouliketoknowbitchboy99

Ok I love that

Open tagsss :P

flicksuniverse

uuhhh flicksbitch…

i dont know what to say about that i feel like im ina toxic relationship wiht my witch gf

@mothmans-annoying-cousin @moony-buckets @samrusselcertifiedadorbs

moony-buckets

Moonysbitches

This is funny given the actual meaning of the bucket :0

@the-apartment-complexxx @simonsaysvore @froffersthegrog

yippee-tippee

yippee-bitch or bitch-tippee… hm… i pick yippee-bitch

Okay, im scared of both of these.😓

otlantispearlxox

Otlantisbitch or Bitchpearl-

…

both suck- Bitchpearl is better tho ig

if i did this w my ship acc itd either be Bitchsxbeloveddd or Byakuyasxbitchhh- ……i mean…. The first one IS accurate- /aff

s4pphicfurryr4ve2769

sapphicfurrybitch

lollllz

@gracehasaspacesuitquestion @faeriezone @b0nez4may0r @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t + open tagzz

silvermistymoon

Silverbitchmoon sounds kinda cool ngl

@cantchooseafav @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @effortlesslysweet @narwhals-randomness @melancholicwarlock @yelenaschild + open tags

cantchooseafav

cantchooseabitch (I got all them bishes)

@classic-cevans @achilles-real-bride @condors-safety

condors-safety

condors-bitch

yeah i’ll be leon kennedy’s bitch (my url is supposed to be my oc, who leon calls “safety”, and he’s condor one…”

@hunterstieller @saltnburnbaby @wayward-huntress

wayward-huntress

there is only one possible combination here: wayward-bitch

Hehehehehe

@ghostofpatrickshand @theadventuresofcas tagging you two bc I wanna see what you come up with lol

theadventuresofcas

well- theadventuresofbitch makes the most sense here (or alternatively the funnier option- thebitchesofcas)

@ghostofpatrickshand @capetown-devotee @sickkvalentine + whoever else!

sickkvalentine

i instantly thought of sickkbitch and laughed wayyy too loud..

npt @where0worlds0collide @leointrousers @skelpiescool + open

worldscoll1de

worldsbitch I truly am the world’s bitch

@fishermansfriendsworld @strangedarlinggg @austenliketexas and all else

austenliketexas

Bitchliketexas hmmmmm Texas is a bitch!

@igottabelive @kitcats-1-braincell @iamnotstuckinthevoid @panicatthepisscoxd @callovesmen

iamnotstuckinthevoid

iamnotstuckintheBitch

vaguely sexual but okay

@silly-moth-123 @robinparravel @magicalmysteryperson @goremagalavt @stinkykittypet and anyone else

silly-moth-123

Silly bitch 123 😭

pbxkreal

pbxkbitch

bitchreal

both are kinda fire lowkirkuinely

@starman-waiting-in-the-sky07 @freezerfridays @duckieslament @deckuscarde @mintowl258 @zarastars @kaiserinemmelin @jumpgun @corruptangelsfall @veethevoyd @azoka-the-cryptid @ my other lovely mutuals whose usernames ive forgotten