little cali @somethingsright - Tumblr Blog

Will only need $24.99.

When you see this message, you are lucky to have a famous glasses holiday promotion for as little as $24.99.

@engiqueers @cepn-archive @tilthat @reversebeartrapz @bnhatrashdumpster @awkwardtodoroki @unfuckyourhabitat @nbcsvu @travel-ireland @sean-o-neill-photography @caradelevingneoh @infectionem-moved @reaktoid @i-am-a-fish @fymyheroacademia @buffysummers @ryoaono @miidoriyas @rambient @little-tattoo-world @nietzschewasoncrack @writingasrachel @ultraiamhappyme-blog @allthestuffilikeandmore @hot-milf-beauties-blog @lge2fijj @lowcarbketoeater-blog @vega-magazine @the-insignificant-cactus @hinatayu-blog @babdle53016-blog @rightearring @ao-noimagines @vulturesh0ck @goshdarnitjackwhite @virtualhorrorshow @blarneystoned-blog1 @crucif1x @thatmirooster @thranduil-the-elven-king @amagiciansmind @dynamiteclothingathens-blog @theindistructablemushu @caroltalavera-blog @pvrispvnk13 @lauraannjjj @re-wiredbrain-blog @follow-ur-passion-blog1 @extraordinaryphenomenon-blog @twentyonekaleidoscopes-blog @crazypigeon17 @beeltxa @ninsdm @frecklybub @my-lungs-will-phil @makeup4me @cutepomeranianpics @aquariarius @tabithaa-here @jlynmeetsworld @mighty-fangirl-blog @freebiesrain @fruit-snake @mortalkings @missjackson770 @parasolvacancies @erenuniverseuniverse @squishysquishdan @panic-at-the-existential-crisis @juliamaelovescats @burgundiey @frightenedfrank @theverymightyfangirl-blog @p34chybaby @ifyoulikeitornott @unofficialpatd @middleearthelvesfan-blog @kiyotakaisacutiepie @sermpiternal @dumpay-chan @motionlessinwhitefanfiction-com @justbray @hamiltonbreannaa @andheresthefrozenfruit @dorkymustache @jessicaheart25 @reasongaming01-blog @mr-robot-merchandise @motherwillow96-blog @himalayanpinksaltt @retropolitain-blog @dweebsnail-blog @forest-of-starlight @homeric-vergilius @funniestspot-blog @wdwmanda @dragonballzmerchandise @cutiefrye @liniucrazy @greenleavesfalling @kathi-veill @nature-shine-blog @wendigoheart @withdoomicome-blog @is-that-benedict-cumberbatch @thranduil-greenleaf @slutfortolkien-blog @defendfan-blog @clonithegreatandterrible @heywhoaeasytiger @erynarnen @rohandsom @ladymayleaoimladris @thehorsemanofimladris @lndoril @tolkiensthings @oakenwriter @nebula-ignis @glireth-blog @athanasia-l @lordofairs-blog @ohmy-cedric @leazey-blog @eldarheir @thclightofalllights-blog @enmity-encountered @mornyende-blog @flxbber @sec0nd-star-to-the-right @bilbolseiro @florawhitfoot @morwen-giliath @ora-stoneheart @winterchilds @ortadunyacom @omg-lotrlove-blog @yourbestdreamgc @freshlysedated @moriathedwarf @corvuis-blog @beatlebonnie @lightningsfury @ace-the-history-fangirl @cat-ptainjack-blog @harry-longbottom @saagadriel @inleaguewithfeanor-blog @flowervampires @ask-the-time-assassin @msgeekstyle @chiefcounsellor-blog @thranduil-in-221b @the-abhorred-blog @cherik-stuckyandclintasha @carrigold @royals-of-the-woods-blog @steam-on-steampunk @theheartofthemountain @elegantfirefun-blog @dragonofmordor @lyricallover1994 @faithlessavarin-moved @joanna6960 @adeclanfan @flamesofarda-blog @featherymage @silvcrcrowned-blog @potterheadwholockian @lasvegolas @infinitysteelecressingdon-blog @theworldjustdisavows-blog @wormhole-exe @iijustneedapllacetorest @narweth @thesmokingwolf @afangirlfromhell @veryfantasticaldaughter @atheistbarbie @magicbunni @wonderful-pointed-ears-blog @moonmatcha @crownedelvenking-blog @daughterxfgold @thishobbitlikesfood-blog @survivor-of-gondolin @enchantedelvenrealm @morgoth-the-darkone @ultimate-fashion-blog @lordofthegoldenflower @oh-you-mean-this-gate-key @edeneth @stewardessofmirkwood @wisevoicesspeakslowly-blog--blog @lauri-swim2703 @justanorherfool-blog-blog @kindredestel-blog @grave-robbing-homicide @insilnare-blog @highqueenfindis @rhcsgobel-blog @dark-lord-morgoth @et3rnally @darthyodatwo @humoundsf-blog @dark-prince-of-asgard @liveliestofleaves @fabulousfingolfin @talk2thepaw @madeofpurexxstarlightxx @amy--h @archiril @midnightjin @forever201501-blog @ereri-dean-sam-in-the-death-blog @peredhelofthecave @olwiel-blog @whatfinallykilledme @taurielxvalenwood @hazelgracemoccasinsoranto-blog @emporxrshand @legolasgoldy @joytodaworld @xluthien @galaxy-nugget @the-wxodlxnd-king @hisroyalguard @lord-of-angband @dreamilyelegantblaze-blog @whynotgogetwashedupfortheorgy @princessthenidiel @arfeaelrondiel-blog @atavistique @diamondgilbreath-blog @isabellamonterrey-blog @illtemperedking @half-of-a-halfling @travelinghalfling @thedevilsofficialblog @captain-tater-salad @halcinenda @linnon-dithen @priorwarden @sigridqueenofdale @wanderingsilvan @oh-my-love-anastasia @myriadd @archivedtfog @ilikeshittypuns @lostainur-blog @lordofhimring @return-to-stardust @thats-how-we-like-it-in-asgard @wanderlust-anne @salthehobbit-lotrhaldir-blog @iamxnoxman @kiliofthemountain @bringeroflight @itxisourfight @comesitbymyfire @silvereyedmaiden @jaz-kleinman @mariam-of-mirkwood @thranduils-bitchin-hair @thranduilofmirkwoodkingtoall @crownedwiththorns-blog @makironi-and-cheese @siriusfanofpadfoot @elegantevenstar @brilliantmonday @saeltalagan-moved @nerdannel-blog @high-king-feanor @nobledurins-blog1 @uilwenhowardquattlebaum @how-do-i-get-to-middle-earth @thequeenoffish @aquilasolitaria @daughterofdwalin-blog @urwen-lalaith-elf @fandom-rpblog @persianempresss @erynaran @ensignchekovsgirl89 @crown-of-leaves-and-twigs-blog @sodonewithdwarves @antoinettelexington @banner-bearer @king-under-hobbiton @iorwensimmonsbuchanan @olympetownsend @youngestnephewkili-blog @bloody-red-and-gold-gods @middle-earth-bound-blog @thorinoakinshicld @maedhrosno @minigallifreyan @ixto @gold-sickness-kills @justwannabeacat @melkors-second @reign-of-leia @mirkwoodprincessindisguise-blog1 @dreamoofoaodreamer @littlegoldridinghalo-blog @darksidentic-blog @herjahala @yet-another-crazy-fangirl @featheredmoonwings @petra-ral-hes @bow-tie-of-darkness @hereismyhandlehereismyspout @kingofvigorousspring @fatalistic-winchesters @unknownjen @thranduilisity @loveless-nameless-graceless-two @evenstar-arwen @heirofmirkwood @debonairelvenking @arabella-doran-blog @ernil-legolas @pichisi @just-another-phantom-freak @its-pineapple-me @losttogundabad @youhaveneverfailedme-archi-blog1 @accio-legolas-thranduilion @whedonsavengers-blog @lady-llewellyn @goldenhairedadvisor @elvenkingxthranduil-blog @ruiniel @kamenrideordie @wanderingarcherviola @bagginshield-lovechild-bera-blog @glorfindelofimladris @isilmerian @recklessheir-archived-blog @deana-shaye @maddiebellini @regnumverus @mayyourdreamscometruelotsoflove @schatzi216 @layla-swan-blog @mirkwood--elf16 @imaginebarduil @legclas-greenleaf-blog @arianielqueenofthranduil @lollygagging-in-lothlorien @the-dark-lord-melkor @xxtraceymartelxx @nerdahnel @elvishallure @beardedbowman @ultrashadowzombieuniverse @twistedlittlebatwing @kiiiloren @cat-a-day-to-remember @karyuchu @oh-fili @bubbles-my-bubbles @theoceanpeacock @i-walk-0n-starlight @fabulous-food-and-feathers @principixmairon @children-of-the-reunited-kingdom @strawberry-coughx @whisperedwings @oh-faramir @iembracefoodandthegay @anatanokaoha-blog @alixlestrange @cafe-gainsbourg @austins7x @aroacefili-blog @gandalfy @kueken1912 @starlitcaptain @luminiously @silentonehasspoken @marrkhamill @flossskull @yorozuya-girl @tiyoshi @claireonthemoon @aleksandar-coppergear-blog @anaamvri @svnofarathvrn-blog @honeyreleasemyheart @theflyinoctopi-blog @little-oakenshit-blog @dyamondblack @thisbitchinthecorner @imperfectshaddup @lluthiien @thehobbitelo-blog @lieutenant-mairon @niphuial @irltonyskank @askmannimarco @shewhowalksinstarlight @offtothewoodlandrealm @theresultofgoodintentions @fayeishere @fiinrod @wimpytav @redheadedcaptain-blog @fiiiiiiiiiiiingoooooooon @dannielizabeths0309 @bby-ate @ceeeeeeleeeeeebriiiiiiaaaaaan @deerabou @youngqueenofmirkwood-blog @sonsofimladris @19angels @middleearthconspiracytheori-blog @dsfaoijefaoijarjoifgh @zapata97blog @libraryofbooksandtea @wolfoferebor @naerwens @kidhuzurupndar-archive-blog @damnitpippin @erincooplove123 @kingofsunlitskies @svitzz @haaaaaaaaldiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir @dearbellamyblake @celebrieloflothlorien @hoodhinata @starofradiance @i-m-a-killjoy @eldartari @tarocchimoon @magiasilvestre @new-face-of-justice @dariamlv @cassiemett @leegolass @nahwhocares @kibil-bedak-blog @thorinobsessed @born2-makehistory @thotinshield @tiredvangogh @sweetwoodlandqueen-blog-blo-blog @stagecoachjessi @cxrandra @theevenstarofherpeople @aquaemoon @nevui-penim-miruvorrr @faceslugdehammer @ironmanwastaken @dammit-im-obsessed @youaintmyboyfriendd

mysharona1987

bizarrolord-deactivated20241123

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

theechrysalisamidst

welp

rashemibabe

thats creepy

thank-you-for-the-vampire-money

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

snakebitcat

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

theangrypomeranian

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

sophies-sideshow-deactivated201

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days. Let’s see what happens this time.

simonalkenmayer

Abuse begins with insecurity

colt-kun

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

awesomlyautistic

Let’s see how many followers I will lose over this! 🙃

emeraldbirdcollector

This is a serious red flag for abuse. If any person you date, of whatever gender or no gender, tries to separate you from your friends and family, and deny you any life outside of them, run as fast as you can. There is no way to have a healthy relationship with those sorts of rules. Period.

chrisflemingslegs

my shitty abusive ex-fiance took away my phone when I got emotional so I couldn’t call other people for help. he told my roommates i attempted to kill myself when I was having a bad night and even let them into my room to see me crying as “proof” (I did not attempt, btw, I was just really sad). He isolated me from my family, encouraged me to argue with my Mom, and separated me from my support system entirely. Only when I managed to lie and sneak out of the house for a walk with my current bf (who was just a good friend at the time) did I realize how horrifying his behavior was. ISOLATION IS A FORM OF ABUSIVE MANIPULATION AND YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY.

Also fuck you, William Edward Clark. Rot in hell.

ellidfics

If he tries to get you to move to another town (or state, or country), RUN. It’s another form of isolation.

littlestpersimmon

Please reblog

Hello I will open comms later but can you guys please help me pay so I can get my mom admitted to the hospital? She is a disabled full time wheelchair user and she needs antibiotics so she doesnt lose one of her fingers as she is a diabetic and her injured finger has become infected and her blood sugar has skyrocketed.. the initial hospital and emergency fees is 14 thousand pesos and I still need to pay for her antibiotics and doctor fees.. pls help plss

Go to paypal.me/calebhosalla and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

I'm working almost 3 jobs atm and I'm the only one taking care of all three of my family members as my two parents are both disabled and my sister is a minor and I'm freaking out rn, I have pictures of proof but I dont want to trigger anhone

littlestpersimmon

Ghhh update: as of yesterday I owe the hospital 34k;; I paid 8k today and almost exhausted what I got from work this month and that's only the bill for yesterday; I have no clue how much I owe the hospital now 3 days in;; I appreciate all your help so much; hopefully theyll release my mom soon; they're making us buy everything from the hospital and like.. wow this sucks so bad

littlestpersimmon

UPDATE; my mom is still at the hospital.

My moms blood sugar according to her doctor is 350 which apparently is astronomically high; she needs to be on insulin which I Can Not Afford I'm so so sorry if my posts are annoying I promise I already feel so so so bad posting these;; I just Can Not stop crying out of anxiety fjsjjs sorry sorry

littlestpersimmon

Still at the hospital;;

dailypsychologyfacts

Favor Needed!! Could you help share our Youtube Channel to 2 or 3 of your friends?

We’re on a mission to reach more people with our mental health and psychology content. If you’ve benefited from them or know someone who would, consider sharing our Youtube channel?

https://www.youtube.com/user/Psych2GoTv

In return, we will give you a free Psych2Go e-magazine if you email or message us. Thanks!

punchlineloser

Hey guys give these people a gander they are really good at explaining stuff!!! Especially if you are working on self care and growth!

dangerbabegang

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

sunscreen

a travel alarm clock or watch

mylar emergency blanket

a backpack is a must

downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

sleeping bag

travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

swiss army knife

can opener

spork-of-humanity

Reblog to literally save a life

hipsandheartbreak

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

himynameisrollin-deactivated201

Save a life reblog

kukachoosays

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

comrade-jiang

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

galaxysorbet

I’d also like to add that some YMCA’s will let you like,,, live in there (my dad lived in a ymca for a bit while he was in grad school till some guy who turned out to be a murder later on invited him to live on his couch BUT THATS A DIFFERENT STORY)

fandomthesickness

Pls reblog

conjurinmama

Reblogging again, since we’re homeless now

fantasy-loving-witchling

Reblogging always. Some of that stuff is not applicable to people not in the states but there are usually some equivalents (personally not in the states but this is one of the things that can save many lives and is on my list of things to remember especially now when Im in (more) risk of going homeless). Also many beaches have showers in them that you can use for free! Swimming is good but its not as good as a shower

my-aesthetic-vibes

Photographers that turn common photos into spectacular images..!!

lexiiaaahh

talent. real talent.

amedawg18

The photographer is Ømahi. Please follow him on Instagram or Facebook and actually give him the credit he deserves!

one-time-i-dreamt

Is-is the Alex Yrigoyen with the new IMDb profile and videos the same Alex Yrigoyen from Tumblr? Alex zubat? Alex the scammer? Alex Zapotitla, Alex Miller, Ann Montenegro? The possibly fake sex worker and fake POC behind the Leelah Project? That Alex Yrigoyen?

one-time-i-dreamt

Alex zubat was formerly a popular blogger on this and other platforms. After the suicide of trans teen Leelah Alcorn, Alex started The Leelah Project. It was supposed to be a non-profit charity that people sent donations of money, clothing and make up to, which were then to be sent to trans youths in need. They received around 16k USD in donations (on gofundme) and apparently additional 5k and then at least another 2k (via paypal), on top of a lot of items that were never sent out. Not to mention that there were companies sponsoring them and partnering up with the charity as well, so the real numbers were never known, but it was a lot. Alex then disappeared off the internet, seemingly keeping most, if not all of the things that were very obviously not meant for anyone but the trans youth that everyone who donated wanted to help. Alex also claimed to be Native, which apparently isn’t true, claimed to have had a tough past working as a sex worker, which there was little to no proof of, claimed to have worked for NASA, was a licensed nurse, studied to be a paleontologist… The list goes on. I believe Alex used to go by they/them, but now goes by she/her, if the IMDb is to be trusted. Alex is now on Instagram, Twitter and other sites as @/playwithkiko. Alex keeps resurfacing on the internet every few months under a different alias, then somebody exposes them/her, then they/she deactivate/s for a while and then do/es it all over again.

Source: 1, 2, 3

Alex, Ann, Kiko, zubat, whatever you call yourself now, I’ve never forgotten what you did and I know other people haven’t either.

mmhmwatever

Did anyone get their money back after the scam did they get sued at least like any legal action at all what the fuck

one-time-i-dreamt

Unfortunately, no. Last time I checked for updates, another user was doing their best trying to build a case against Alex, but they ran into many complications.

mychemicalflowers

new update as of june 13 2019 their instagram name is now jian.jpeg

one-time-i-dreamt

As of July 2019, they go by hanakogi on Instagram now (https://www.instagram.com/hanakogi/) and they keep changing their URL which means they know people are still checking up on them. People know what you did, Alex. We’re not letting it go.

clickbaitcowboy

here since none of you know what a bear is

tumblunni

Srsly thats just a regular hunk. Bear is an important term cos there really wasn’t any word for “handsome heavyset man” before the LGBT community came along and opened our eyes to the truth. Calling skinny buff dudes bears is like all those douchebros who are like “i want a thicc gorl” *points to stick thin woman who just has big booby*

villainous-queer-deactivated202

THANK you. And originally it DID just mean fat hairy men exclusively, it was only later that ‘musclebears’ became a thing. But Bear was a reaction to the gay male culture’s obsession with what we now call a twink (which is, to whit: a thin, hairless, youthful man between 18-25), as well as a reaction to the idea that gay men had to be femme in order to be gay, as well as offering body positivity to gay men who were fat, which is an important distinction–Bear Pride is a gay male fat positivity movement/identity, that’s real important and we gotta not forget that, because that support and representation and pride is a protest against the part of gay culture that toxically commodifies male bodies and demands thinness and hairlessness. /soapbox

anyway i am here for my bear brothers.

judgejudyofficial

now that we know the difference, bears please feel free to send me marriage proposals

student-film-lying-piece-of-shit

Shutting down this blog

Hey followers, I am going to be leaving behind this main blog for a while. I may come back and re-vamp it later, but I'm not sure how long it'll be. I have 2 years of classes left to finish my degree and I am working my a** off this summer to pay for school myself.

Keep being you, and doing what you love! Hope to see everyone back on here in the future.

-Cali

kotbliny

eroscestlavie

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

nursenotes

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams.

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

sassyjavert-deactivated20151015

Oh my god. So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them. Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.

dontbeanassharry-deactivated201

Don’t be wimpy about it, either. I know friends who are like, “but idk if I could stab you with a needle!” Please stab me with the needle, don’t be hesitant about it.

In my case (I can’t speak for all allergies), an epi buys me 20 minutes of breathing to get to the hospital. It is not a magic bullet, it’s a few critical minutes to help get me where I need to go.

theroguefeminist

For those who don’t know, people with serious food allergies carry epinephrine which is an adrenaline shot just in case they have anaphylaxis, which is a life threatening allergic attack. This shot is life-saving and must be administered to someone who is having an anaphylactic attack as SOON AS POSSIBLE, because an extra waited minute could mean their life.

It doesn’t hurt much at all to use this needle. The first time I used mine, I didn’t even feel it. But be sure to stab it IN THE OUTER THIGH. Do not stick it anywhere else or you could seriously hurt or kill someone. Just right to the outside of the thigh and then call the ambulance - even if your friend starts doing better, they could have a biphasic reaction, meaning a reaction that comes back (or they may need a second dose, be on the look out). If your friend has an epipen, then they have an epipen trainer that doesn’t have a needle and you can try it out just to be sure you know how to use the real thing if you have to. I’d also advise holding it a few more seconds then 10, maybe go for 14 just to be sure all the medicine is administered and that you didn’t count too fast - that’s what I did.

Here’s a graphic of where to stick it:

unillustrated-man

THANK YOU FOR THE GRAPHIC I was about to ask because my mom carries one around and so do some of my friends and I wanted to make sure I would do it right if I ever needed to!

glutenfreethings

Learn about this or get a refresher, if you’re not already familiar.

germsauce

ive set up a gofundme for donations so that i can afford a bus/train ticket to texas near my friends ( @space-lesbo, @floofybubblez ) so i can stay at a youth shelter that ive heard really good things about

if you want to donate then here is the link where u can do so, as well as get some more information that i didnt talk abt here:

https://www.gofundme.com/help-me-move-into-youth-shelter

#pls guys #help him #Good people help good people when they can

beetlebongos

breakfast

elliexer-moved

lunch

fever-dream-deactivated20180711

dinner

nathankujo-deactivated20220101

dessert

back-that-sass-up

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

layabout-city

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

snowthunder

I think we need to talk about the under appreciated Window Seat fandom

I mean really? With the book shelves?

It’s like an alcove of happiness.

You want a whole row of individual seats? Fine, here you go.

Or how about a whole window bed for those snugglers out there.

Curtains.. Guys this one has curtains.

Seriously? This is basically a glass cube of bliss.

You can even get them with corners! Not enough corners? Okay.

Ba-BAM!! Corners for cocooning.

There’s also the Roman-esque themed seat for the historians out there.

If you don’t want to snuggle up in blankets with hot cocoa in this then I don’t even know why you’re on this planet. I mean dat stonework.

This one’s an entire rectangle. Just imagine all the cuddling that could happen in there. It’s practically a fortress.

This one’s fucking curved okay? it’s just chillin, up of the ground, and curved for your lounging convenience.

don’t like rectangles or square? Okay. Have a fucking trapezoid seat.

girlbr0thers

@succumbtoyourtendertone @onlytohisintimates y’all,,,,,,,,

peach--star-deactivated20190430

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE THING

feetdavidson

hot take but some of yall just hate trans people

feetdavidson

like… some of yall think trans people who haven’t started their medical transition/choose not to medically transition “aren’t really trans”

and trans people who have been on hrt for many years and underwent surgeries are “no longer trans”

just say you hate trans people

feetdavidson

cis people can rb this

fishingboatproceeds

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

arkham

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

badsciencejokes

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life