I'm dead, don't look for me man.

Welcome to my dead page, I only ever log on just to look at posts now so don't expect anything to come now. I may change how everything looks cause I think it's ugly.

[somewhat-colorless-blogger]

Shu art for @imagineshuitsukieveryday​! I know I’m late-

And some miscellaneous stuff as well! (Most of these won’t make sense)

[anywigwilldo]

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

[vikingserket]

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

[whisperrun-blog]

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

[whisperrun-blog]

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

[penandpage]

[disgustedorite]

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone say on roblox

[disgustedorite]

when this hits 100,000 notes I’ll reveal the 1 gender

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tuesdaey]

someone brought me a gift this morning

[pissvortex]

“you. to the polls. now.” beto o’rourke campaign ad 2020

[pointnclickadventuregame]

one funny thing about this gif i never noticed is that he has to do it in his attic to stay out of sight 

[achsure]

also the fact that I’m p sure this picture is on the board behind him

[rhapsodyinblue]

we all know this is bo burnham right, same sloped blue wall edit: knowyourmeme says it originates with an account onhere n4ughtybear. someone please sleuth around and find out if that was ever bo thanks

[pissvortex]

i am begging someone who knows more about bo burnham to look into this. are there any more photos of him in this room. does he also have a birthday bear picture in his room

[jakemorph]

bo burnham’s slutty twin brother himbo burnham

[toongoth]

if you’ve ever wanted to go back in time just to watch “do you like waffles” now’s your chance

[cartoonnetwork2000]

oh my god

[porterr-robinson]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

[quinzelade]

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

[fingersinhisassfriday]

Shut up

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[efortmanteau]

when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function

[uym-deactivated20200826]

do you see this shit, gonny test ?

[uym-deactivated20200826]

[dastardlydorito]

what makes pikachu’s dancing from the ‘leaked film’ even better is the fact that it’s based on a key & peele sketch. here’s a side-by-side comparison. bonus:

[wakandapedia]

get this away from me

[m0liciousintent]

[im-a-deceptikhan]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

If I have to see it, so do you.

[bimbogollum]

@ptsdyke

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

[realanimetraining]

Happy Piccolo Day!!

[jaxblade]

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

[bonesofyarn]

[barjonabombers]

[idek-anymore46]

[punpkin-314-pi]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[nyxwoven]

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

[mechanical-taco]

A couple ate a raw, dead rat???!

Excuse me?????!!!

[crabssss]

Who’s good idea was it to say yeah y’know

leTS EAT A RAW DEAD RAT

[okapiandpaste]

I’m loosing my gd mind at the sonic trailer tho purely bc eggman looks like an evil sportacus 

[sanguchito]

[jetsharkdragon-deactivated20211]

full circle