Not That Clever At All, Actually

This blog is a mess, but full of things that mostly make me happy. I'm shy and awkward so sorry if I’m bad at responding to messages. BIO: I'm a 35 year old PhD student. I have been on Tumblr since 2011.

[monniponi]

Hello June 🐕🦴🌊

[mothsprout]

Borzoi - on borzoi shaped driftwood

[thememedaddy]

[angelicguy]

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

[headspace-hotel]

glowing as though holy

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Keep reading

[ink-the-artist]

happy pride month

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[onlytiktoks]

[nickolamn]

@beemovieerotica

[cryptonature]

Nice. Now I can stop telling all the June bugs I see on my back porch that they’re early.

[isbergillustration]

Prideful Awooing

[memewhore]

[chewedcorn]

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

[54viruses]

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

[drtanner]

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

[tieflingkisser]

[everythingfox]

DOG

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

dog dog dog

[svlc]

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: the unrelenting spring of 2x2x]

"You know, sometimes people are totally fascinated with monsters. What... aren't you? Don't you want some Michael Myers type to come slowly eviscerate you and tell you what's really on the inside?"

[gay-mormon-wizard]

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to those who celebrate