i am actually a snake @somnambulopolis - Tumblr Blog

‘ur quiet’ i am gatekeeping my personality from u

I think this probably isn't the right place, just based on the sheer amount of advertising. Where do we go? Where is the slate clean enough to simply support our thoughts?

I have been wanting to get back into blogging. I can't tell if tumblr is a safe place to do it. It's so messy here. Lately, there is so much left unsaid because someone else with a real platform has said it already. That shouldn't stop me, but what I have to say is so small, and the world is so incomprehensibly big, and...bad. It feels like I need to justify taking care of myself sometimes, because there's so much more wrong than what I have going on.

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daily-spooky

demigoat

People are starting to call the tumblr dash a "feed". Stop 🛑 you're polluting the ecosystem

simena

Jef Bourgeau

andhumanslovedstories

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

caemidraws

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deathbypickles

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

bbyev

interviewer: then you’re a normal frog, aren’t you?

kermit: that’s true, that’s true.

interviewer: absolutely, a heterosexual frog.

kermit: a what?

[audience laughter]

interviewer: heterosexual. it.. means that..

kermit: i don’t know. i mean, may- maybe.

satyriconmp3

tiktokstowatch

simonalkenmayer

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No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.