I’m Here To Complicate Things

Sophia - 24 - Libra - she/her

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[artbyleav]

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[chain-chomp]

I love the Nintendo switch but the Nintendo switch doesn’t love me, you know? I felt like the wii loved me

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[mcnostril]

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

[assiraphales]

actually I take back what I said about not wanting any more lord of the rings movies. give me two hours of legolas and gimli sailing to the undying lands mockumentary style. just them in a boat

[thatsamwise]

Legolas singing: Isn't this just wonderful Gimli? How long my heart has longed for the sea!

Gimli seasick: I have thrown up 5 times, and am halfway through deaths door you pointy eared bastard

[lopsidedspecs]

All the way to Valinor together🌅

[dailyquests]

Acquire Acid for a Simple Country Lawyer.

[bigender2]

the wii still feels like the height of technology to me. like it feels like a mystical thing to use

[bigender2]

whos doing it better than her. nobody. it took 14 experienced blacksmiths working day and night in the mountain forges to come up with this design why do we try anymore

[natalieironside]

New D.B Cooper theory: He didn't go anywhere. He's just been chillin at cruising altitude this whole time.

[seras-elessar]

Reading "He didn't go anywhere." I first imagined he put on the parachute, opened the door and just closed it and sat back down - and everyone just decided him jumping out was just a better story so like... He just finished his flight and left.

[natalieironside]

New new theory: He only pretended to do it for attention

[deejay]

[goldcrescent]

Benoit Blanc interrogation strategy (real)

[beaky-peartree]

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night

it’s tommy wiseau

[xenosagaepisodeone]

there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

[a-daks]

he went up

[swaglesswatcher]

@vague-magnus-archives

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race