It's a giant mushroom 🍄

Shitposting fangirl of many things:,Youtubers,Troye Sivan, Gorillaz ,Adventure Time,Gravity Falls, Avatar: The Last Airbender, etc.

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Here's a drawing of Big Bird and Julia!! I am so proud of this, they look absolutely adorable TwT

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hammer-headed bats are the only thing you should be thinking about

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fun fact these babies get BIG

truly the best possible lifeform

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ANGELS LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE

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Truly the definition of ugly-cute 🥹💗

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

flattered that my tags passed peer review:

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends. her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees--which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set.

#they involve her in heist style operations. on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in. then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up, it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble!......and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a highly successful career criminal & con artist for 50 years.

ANYway gimme a 80+-year-old con-artist-turned-amateur-sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies (#this all takes place in florida naturally)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

because of the many, many comments, i have now read all of the Thursday Murder Club books. I am pleased to report they are DELIGHTFUL.

if you like charming/stubborn old ladies and grumpy/shy old men who solve (and commit) crimes for fun--here you go!

(this series is also fun and poignant and contains senior citizens embracing modern values & the changing world & and basically living their best lives at 70/80+. and it's great.)

[sophiathekittehowo]

I watch ALR reaction videos like my friend watches Onision reaction videos 😭✋💯☕

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How can you not love my cat look at his little face 💗💗💗💗

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Best cat video in the world 🌎😂

[sistertaxon]

there’s me in the corner, there’s me in the spotlight,

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Y o u w o u l d n t d o w n l o a d a p i g e o n

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Reblog if you would download a pigeon

[sophiathekittehowo]

I would

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

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Awwwww

[teatops]

I am on the verge of tears please watch this

[sophiathekittehowo]

So cute!

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Apparently July is Disability Awareness Month, which I didn't know was a thing until now when I saw someone mention it on Tumblr, and I'm mentally disabled I should know about this lol.

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Art I'm proud of finally! Hey, why not follow me on Instagram? @/ sqwqphia

and @/ official.sophia.s.v

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Gina Wynbrandt

[gluten-free-pussy]

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God has left the chat :(

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

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wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[sophiathekittehowo]

Bish of why didn't I realize this sooner lol at least it's almost Spring in my country that's something to look forward to I hate Winter

[re-id-en-ti-fi-ed-deactivated20]

i remember being taught by my butch lesbian neighbor how to figure out if a button-down shirt fits properly, and her femme wife teaching me how to tie a tie. it was in my dining room that we used as a makeshift nursery for my sister. the walls were blood red, and the floors and ceiling were dark. the whole world felt like it was suffocating you in that room, much like life felt for me at the time. i was fifteen years old, and it had been seven months since my mother had last spoken to me. my father was drinking. i was failing my classes partially because my brain couldnt stop projecting old home movies onto the backs of my eyelids and i couldnt stay present and partially to see if anyone would notice.  no one did.  no one but my neighbors.

they invited us over for dinner. the butch always greeted us while the femme finished dinner and we took off our shoes and one would take our coats and the butch would clap her hand on my shoulder, and the femme would touch my elbow gently while she took out my chair. they fed us, we played board games, they talked openly about being gay. they held hands across the dining table, and twirled their wedding rings, neither seeming to notice they were doing it. watching them methodically work, hosting this beautiful dinner, moving together like two pieces of an intricate puzzle, like weaving together yarn and hemp, like gears, like one soul split evenly between two bodies–

i had never seen love like that. i had never met women like them. women who wore athletic sandals in november. women who wore sundresses with denim and cowboy boots and called her wife “sonnyboy,” whose wife was always quite put together, button-down buttoned to the top, tie straight (with the constant help of her wife), hair short & cropped to the scalp all the way round. women who both did the dishes. 

i didn’t know love like that was an option. i had only been shown angry, volatile love. i didn’t know i could be a woman like that. or rather, i didn’t know i could be loved as that kind of a woman. i had been taught that women like that are lonely. they’re ugly. but i watched her. her crisp leather jacket, her darkwash, baggy jeans on summer days that she folded once over her brown boots with the yellow shoelaces. she wasn’t ugly. i watched her, and i bought brown boots.

[sweetheartfemme]

i’m crying in the club rn

[sophiathekittehowo]

This is so beautiful <3

[sophiathekittehowo]

Valentine's Day.

I try to stay chill

On Valentine's Day, to stay strong

I was wrong

Val's Day is for lovers and family

Also friends

So give a hug to your homies,the end!

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Felt cute might delete later

[joetasker]

Love that

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Reblog bc I couldn’t find this ☺

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Reblog