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[obscure-entity]

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

[obscure-entity]

sequel as a thank you for all the fucked up images everyone has sent

[lasmishen]

The Mediator

[fialovart]

Typhlosion

Redbubble | ko-fi | instagram | bluesky | tattoo commission

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they call you eurocentric

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they act like you're trying to mind control them

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[astralikacastle]

I have needed this term in my life. Maybe what I love is analysing the scene a faire of my silly little genre trash.

Especially cuz for isekai it tends to be right at the start.

[the-haiku-bot]

Especially cuz

for isekai it tends to

be right at the start.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

wow y'all would really love the new teapot i got,

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

THIS IS CRISPIN:

SAY HELLO, CRISPIN!!

Crispin: "hello. do u have any babies u would like held,"

[birds-in-posts]

American white pelican (Pelecanus erythrorhynchos)

[the-haiku-bot]

American white

pelican (Pelecanus

erythrorhynchos)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[morepopcornplease]

can’t stop thinking about how Zoey is the only hunter we see wielding her weapon without needing to touch them at all:

was she the first hunter to discover this??

like, sure, past hunters wielding bows might’ve had an infinite quiver of arrows, but I doubt they thought to re-direct the arrows *mid-air* by using the Honmoon as a kind of surface

it’s another credit to what a creative fORCE she is—not only as lyricist—just operating on a different mind level than the other two…

Celine must be so pissed Zoey discovered this before her

[morepopcornplease]

so @eskawrites left this in the tags

and I hAD to investigate #DoubleJump

from all her fights—including the train sequence—she is shown to be jumping off of various demon heads / other surfaces

there is ONE noticeable moment that can be read either way:

like, yes ok from an animators perspective, the honmoon is lit up to show demons tearing through it, and it IS on the side of a wall she could be making contact with instead.

on the other hand… 4 steps on the side of a vertical WALL?? there’s parkour, and then there’s gravity operating differently for her…

even if you don’t accept that headcannon, theres lots of canon evidence for the honmoon as a potential #DoubleJump surface

Derpy uses the honmoon to walk on air:

They literally floated… *googles namsan tower’s height*… 770+ feet into the air by the end with a fan-supercharged honmoon

I mean, this is actually my theory for how they survived that fall from the plane: honmoon sliiide

in conclusion:

let them Honmoonwalk

[golden-birdie]

Hiii can I is this??? For a fic??? Or are either of you writing this?

[the-haiku-bot]

Hiii can I is this???

For a fic??? Or are either

of you writing this?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[curlymcclain]

the crazy thing about doctor who is that it really is the best show ever for 30 seconds at a time. you never know when those 30 seconds will be. sometimes they happen multiple times in a single episode and sometimes you wait years and years and years. and the best part is those 30 seconds are surrounded by the worst show ever, which is also doctor who

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[asaltysquid]

As my main income, I work with fish in a specialty pet store that's privately owned (so I'm allowed to say no and be stern to customers when it's needed).

You learn really quickly that not only do fish have individual personalities and emotions but they also have memories and recognize people! There are certain fish who will only come out for me and hide for everyone else. The pufferfish spits at me because she gets pissy that I haven't fed her. The flowerhorn bites everyone but me and my coworker when we clean his tank. I trained a fire eel to come up and eat directly out of my hand.

Fish are beautiful complex creatures and I thank the universe everyday that I get to work in a place where I'm encouraged to tell animal abusers to fuck right off.

[magpiedragon]

So, like, fun fact: all of us, down to nearly the very base of animal tree of life, basically have the same neurotransmitters for motivation/drive. We all seem to have comparable pain receptors and react to opioids (pain reduction)

(Well, invertebrates use octopamine instead of noradrenaline, but supposedly that is very similar.)

And by almost the entire tree of life I do mean all of us: mammals, fish, bugs, jellyfish, POSSIBLY sponges (it is a little unclear if someone checked)

All, that is, except ctenophores.

Also known as 'a swimming string of led lights wrapped in a plastic bag'.

Completely different neurochemistry.

May as well be aliens.

[the-haiku-bot]

Also known as ‘a

swimming string of led lights wrapped

in a plastic bag’.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[nobodyfamousposts]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[duskroads]

Vanilla Extract

[roberette]

Battery Acid Spaghetti

[lucifer-lord-of-hell]

🔥👹🔥👹THEY ZAPPED ME DOWN TO FLEA SIZE AND THREW ME IN THE BALL PIT!!! CURSE YOU CROAKERVERSE LORE!!🔥👹🔥👹